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This Is Why No One Wants to Work at Dealerships:' Mechanic Works on Audi With Nail in Tire. Then He Turns on the Computer
Motor1 ^ | 26 June 2025 | Chad Swiatecki

Posted on 06/26/2025 1:55:40 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

A simple flat tire on an Audi should be a 10-minute fix. But thanks to today's hyper-connected vehicle systems, a TikTok video showed how it turned into a half-hour ordeal involving fault scans, resets, and drive cycles—all because of a nail.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: automotive; hightech
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

“The lady was putting more gasoline in because the computer told her to do it. “

BS. The pump shuts off when the level reaches the nozzle.


81 posted on 06/26/2025 3:51:50 PM PDT by TexasGator (1FDD logo About Issues Projects Products Connect Subscribe Invest June 19, 2025 | Insight '1-1111 -)
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To: caver

—”The dealer mechanics cannot get the lights to turn off. It’s a bunch of crap.”

Not good!
Around here, because of a court order, if any error codes come up on the state EPA check, you cannot renew your plates!!!
And that can be a tough nut to crack.

PS, I have spent many years on rock and ice and been in a couple of small caves, and did not care for it.
Many climbers I know are also cavers.

When a friend showed a video of a SUMP he passed, THAT WAS IT! I do not even want to be in the back of a dark closet!!!

IIRC this was brought on when I learned the Floyd Collins story...


82 posted on 06/26/2025 4:04:25 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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To: Disambiguator

That name doesn’t sound right.

The buyer called me up right after the close since my number was that of the account holder.

I couldn’t tell you who it was if my life depended on it.

The Grand Ville was a nice car but not an A. I’d give it a B- for a few problems.


83 posted on 06/26/2025 4:11:46 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Ineos Grenadier. Barely has a computer.

Are there any states where you can get on-road plates for it?
84 posted on 06/26/2025 4:34:16 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: maddog55

You are fortunate to be rid of it!

A friend and serious car racer had a new Chevy (cannot recall the model), and in two months, the trans had to be replaced twice.
I always accused him of racing the car around town and taking out the trans, and he always denied it.

After less than a year, they packed the car for vacation, all in and the f’n thing will not go into reverse!

I have never ever seen him angry, a very easy going guy.
That day he CRACKED!
He drove straight to the dealer and chased the staff with a tire iron. They locked themselves in the washroom and called the cops.
A heavyweight from the dealership was able to calm him down a bit and promised him a brand-new loaner and the moon...
NO CHARGES WERE FILED.
He sold the car not long after.
A year or so later later we were out for dinner and a guy stopped by the table and said, “I bought a car from you” and his tale of woe.
It was determined that the back of the block had NOT been machined perpendicular to the crank, distorting the trans valve body.


85 posted on 06/26/2025 4:42:09 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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To: Dr. Sivana

welcome to
Your gateway to extraordinary adventures on and off the road

https://www.ko.ineosgrenadier.com/


86 posted on 06/26/2025 4:44:10 PM PDT by TexasGator (1FDD logo About Issues Projects Products Connect Subscribe Invest June 19, 2025 | Insight '1-1111 -)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Vehicle (computer on wheels) is a slave to the Manufacturer. Same for most computing devices used by civilians.

Most of that, involves Windows OS tech. training that is unaware of “outside the box.”

A lot of trouble is caused by using Wi-Fi connections somewhere between vehicle (and/or between the maintenance laptop computer used by the dealership) . . . and the wired network. Sometimes because, nobody will “run the 50 ft Ethernet cable from that network switch to the laptop over there, that is plugged into the truck’s system.”


87 posted on 06/26/2025 4:47:17 PM PDT by linMcHlp
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To: Drew68

2013 Tacoma here. I hate cars that scold me, and I miss the world where everything didn’t beep at you.


88 posted on 06/26/2025 4:50:24 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: waterhill

bttt


89 posted on 06/26/2025 4:54:58 PM PDT by linMcHlp
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To: wally_bert

“Bringatrailer.com worked rather well” - tx


90 posted on 06/26/2025 4:58:04 PM PDT by linMcHlp
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Wow. Great story! That took some highly skilled diagnosing!


91 posted on 06/26/2025 5:08:01 PM PDT by HandyDandy (“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
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To: Mariner

We’re using metals now that make even metals from the 90s look like trash. Or engines today are built to such nice tolerances, with such great steel.

Put a manual behind it, there shouldn’t be a reason to bring it in. Oh, and a driver who can properly drive a manual.

But our gasoline back then was also different. If the same gas came back, our cars would get 80mpg and run forever.


92 posted on 06/26/2025 5:11:24 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: linMcHlp

I would never sell a car on EBay again.

The trailer crowd wanted almost a million photos it seemed to satisfy their requirements it seemed.

However I haven’t done any online car peddling in many years and forgot basic things so I had to relearn.

Video is what sold that car. The buyer said as much and people liked it in the ad. Besides it’s a big black car so there isn’t a ton of detail photo wise.

I hadn’t rolled any video of consequence in a couple of years due to lack of interest. That was the first real use of the Nikon P1000. I used a Go Pro 5 for the drivers POV.

A friend of mine is talking about letting his 65 Mustang go. Lost interest in it mostly.

If I get involved this time, at least experience will be up to date and can offer drone capabilities.

I would have used a drone then but I was the whole production crew. Even if I had a driver, the BWINE drone I had used some oddball frame rate that never rendered well.

I went to DJI.


93 posted on 06/26/2025 5:16:45 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: shotgun

—”so after removing various parts out of the way, I had just enough room to reach in and pull the bulb out and replace it.”

For most mouse traps some somewhere out there is a mouse that has worked it out.

We had a 2004 Expedition, nice car.
After 100k miles, we gave it to our son.
Much later, he calls and asks if I have ever replaced the plugs? He was getting an error code for the plugs.
I suggested he pick up a set, and we will change them after dinner.
He said not with these THREE-PIECE PLUGS!

AND THE PLUGS OFTEN COME APART! Leaving the lower section in the head!
The dealers want $600.00 if all of them come out OK, and $75 plus for any that do not come out...

A friend knew all about them and owned the tool to remove the lower section if stuck!
https://www.amazon.com/Lisle-65700-Broken-Remover-Engine/dp/B00SQ4FSN6?th=1

He recommended a long procedure to safely remove them.
Ten hours later, we had eight new plugs in. Most of the time was reading and re-reading to get it just right.

FORD HAD A BETTER IDEA! screw ford.


94 posted on 06/26/2025 5:17:04 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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To: NorthMountain

knock on wood...

I go to work in a 2007 Chevy Express every day and its got 432,000 miles on her!! I got my money’s worth out of this one!! Bought it used 10 years ago for $1,500!! lol... only put about $1,500 into it for repairs. I havent bought a new new vehicle since 99...


95 posted on 06/26/2025 5:17:55 PM PDT by sit-rep (START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
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To: Mouton
But the olds had a 4sp hydramatic!!

Long time ago, but I only remember 2 speeds… slow and broke down.

96 posted on 06/26/2025 5:30:04 PM PDT by Ditto
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To: Larry Lucido

‘65 GTO, then a ‘73 MGB. After that, no more mechanicing fun.


97 posted on 06/26/2025 5:43:44 PM PDT by drwoof
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To: shelterguy
The 312 v8 engine using in the 1956 ford. You had loosened the motor mount and lift the engine up to change the #4 spark plug.
98 posted on 06/26/2025 5:44:17 PM PDT by Don_Ret_USAF ("No Government can survive Without The Trust Of The People."er)
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To: waterhill

—”Taught my wife how to plug tires.”

My wife is mechanically inclined and was curious about the tune-up procedure way back when it was plugs, cap, rotor...

So I showed her how to do it, and she didn’t mention it for years?
Then she asked why her Accord didn’t need an annual tune-up.
A different system and the plugs last a very long time.

She then confessed that she had worried that I might have her do the tune-ups on our cars to ease my work and go read the paper.


99 posted on 06/26/2025 5:48:00 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

—”My wife bought a new 72 Dodge Demon 225 six, Holly one barrel when she was 17. Drove it daily for 35 years”

Guessing they do NOT use salt on your roads in the winter to deice?

Even salt-free, that is a great run.


100 posted on 06/26/2025 5:51:47 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messag)
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