I guess the cooks only know how to cook processed wings.
To: DallasBiff
Well, chickens are a cannibal species.
2 posted on
06/20/2025 7:44:15 AM PDT by
fruser1
To: DallasBiff
Hey jack, when I was a boy we choked our chickens. No lie man.
3 posted on
06/20/2025 7:47:38 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: DallasBiff
He wouldn’t have lasted 10 seconds in a Chinese restaurant.
4 posted on
06/20/2025 7:47:40 AM PDT by
HYPOCRACY
(Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account. )
To: DallasBiff
When I see those cow billboards for Chick-Fil-A, I think to myself, for each of you cows, over 100 chickens had to die so you could live.
The cows are also indifferent to the pigs Chiick-Fil-A uses in the breakfast sandwiches.
Oh well, at least they’ll pitch in milk and cheese.
5 posted on
06/20/2025 7:48:26 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
To: DallasBiff
That poor chicken was in there looking for his momma...
He was heard calling out “Momma!!!.... Momma!!!”
6 posted on
06/20/2025 7:57:12 AM PDT by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: DallasBiff; The Spirit Of Allegiance; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; ProtectOurFreedom
“Animal rescuers were called to a Buffalo Wild Wings eatery in Iowa to wrangle an unusual visitor: a live chicken.”
Bless this hen!
What a great photo-visual.
***
Wild Wings
GO
Takeout & Delivery
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Why, it’s downright Biblical! Bye-bye buffalo, Hello hen:
Exodus 1:22 And Pharaoh charged all his people, saying, Every son that is born ye shall cast into the river, and every daughter ye shall save alive.
7 posted on
06/20/2025 7:58:11 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DallasBiff
A wingless chicken?.................
8 posted on
06/20/2025 8:03:18 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: DallasBiff
9 posted on
06/20/2025 8:04:07 AM PDT by
coloradan
(They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
To: DallasBiff
Was it a boneless chicken?
10 posted on
06/20/2025 8:09:38 AM PDT by
salmon76
("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." (Eccl 10:2))
To: DallasBiff
Yep. They’d only mis-cook it then ask you smother it w/ some God-awful sauce. If there is a franchise headed for fall, it’s this one. People can make better wings in their air fryers now.
To: DallasBiff
My mind drifted to the FarSide cartoon of a frog with crutches walking out of a French Restaurant with a special on Frog’s legs
12 posted on
06/20/2025 8:16:04 AM PDT by
FatherofFive
(we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
To: DallasBiff
Notified by the “Chicken Suicide Prevention” hot line?
13 posted on
06/20/2025 8:22:03 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(There are no more conspiracy theories, only questions that further the truth.)
To: DallasBiff
I am more surprised that UPI is still around.
14 posted on
06/20/2025 8:25:10 AM PDT by
nwrep
To: DallasBiff
The chicken can get out of this jam if he just wings it.
To: DallasBiff
“Look how they massacred my boys.” Vito Polloleoni
16 posted on
06/20/2025 8:26:08 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
Chickens are people too!!! LOL!
18 posted on
06/20/2025 9:02:25 AM PDT by
donozark
(There are no refrigerators in Siberia.)
To: DallasBiff
Could be an ad - FRESHEST BIRD ANYWHERE!
19 posted on
06/20/2025 9:48:36 AM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: DallasBiff
Poor thing. Fleeing for his life from Colonel Sanders only to run into a Buffalo Wild Wings. Traumatized for life.
20 posted on
06/20/2025 11:40:26 AM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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