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Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol' Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
babylonbee.com ^ | Jun 17, 2025

Posted on 06/17/2025 7:57:56 AM PDT by V_TWIN

TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most recent failed wave of retaliatory strikes, sources said the leadership of Iran had started to regret putting "ol' Blind Mohammed" in charge of aiming all the missiles.

Though the elderly blind sheikh had been the surprise choice to direct Iran's missile counterstrike operations following Israel's attack late last week, leaders were reportedly now second-guessing the decision due to his lack of sight and apparent inability to hit any targets of significant consequence.

"In hindsight, having someone with eyesight direct the strikes would have been better," said spokespersian Ahmad Jafari. "This may seem like it would have been common sense at the start, but we all have a soft spot for Ol' Blind Mohammed, and we wanted to let him have a role in our retaliatory strikes against our enemies. We thought he might be decent, but once he started firing off missiles willy-nilly in all directions, we immediately suspected that we had made a big mistake."

When reached for comment, Ol' Blind Mohammed stood by his performance. "All things considered, I feel I have done quite well," he said while facing the opposite direction from the journalist questioning him. "I don't need to know exactly where the missiles are going as long as I fire them with the intent of hitting Israel. Others may be able to see, but they cannot match my ferocity."

At publishing time, the Iranian military was also reportedly reconsidering the decision to give the lead pilot position for upcoming air force bombing strikes to Farhad "No Arms" Hosseini.


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1 posted on 06/17/2025 7:57:56 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

LOL


2 posted on 06/17/2025 8:07:40 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: V_TWIN; Chode; Salamander; Carriage Hill; SkyDancer; Lockbox; MtnClimber; Equine1952; ...

LOL !!!

((( PING )))

What’s the name of the Deaf Air Force Radio Station Operator ???


3 posted on 06/17/2025 8:08:47 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! )
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4 posted on 06/17/2025 8:09:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: V_TWIN

Also who is the Radar Guy that uses the Braille Radar Scope ?


5 posted on 06/17/2025 8:10:52 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! )
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To: V_TWIN

Inshallah guidance systems...


6 posted on 06/17/2025 8:21:43 AM PDT by null and void (Democrats: fake news, fake presidents, fake beliefs, fake policies, fake protesters & fake voters!)
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To: V_TWIN

😂😂


7 posted on 06/17/2025 9:05:14 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: V_TWIN

He was paid to launch the missiles. He launched the missiles. Sheesh, everybody’s a critic...


8 posted on 06/17/2025 9:09:12 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Lol!


9 posted on 06/17/2025 9:24:39 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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I would laugh, but dozens of Israel civilians have been killed by Iranian missiles.


10 posted on 06/17/2025 11:30:30 AM PDT by montag813
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Send in Eagle-Eye Vanderbilt!


11 posted on 06/17/2025 7:40:22 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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