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Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification
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| June 04, 2025
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Posted on 06/10/2025 12:20:40 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: albie
When he goes to trial, it’ll be his word against the pool floats’ word.
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:02:39 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: Red Badger
He doesn’t want to pay for sex................
Boy if THAT isn’t the line of the day, LOL!
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:08:53 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: Red Badger
Did he have sex with The Noodle?
To: tumblindice
Where we live, bicyclists attach pool noodles perpendicularly behind their seats so they stick out a couple of feet on each side.
Makes them feel safer.
I think it looks kinda faggy.
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:26:46 PM PDT
by
Palio di Siena
(Kralik…..you get the wallet)
To: Spacetrucker
I think the one running around with a knife, high on flakka, yelling “I put that sh*t on everything,” wins.
According to the police he apparently took the Frank’s Red Hot slogan literally and had eaten feces before he was arrested…..
Trying to find the news article - I’ll post it if I find it.
To: Red Badger
Thanks, but they still don’t look very sexy to me.
I must be one of the dreaded normal people.
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:33:11 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Trump Is Superman)
To: Red Badger
Since this is Florida, I’m surprised and disappointed he didn’t try to grab an alligator pool float only to find it’s not a toy gator.
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:39:17 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(I refuse to call the left "progressive" because I do not see slavery to the government as progress.)
To: Red Badger
I don't want to know... I'm sorry I clicked on this link, now bye and GL.
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:41:08 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(I've never seen such morons... Have you?)
To: montag813
I wish he’d just settle down with one, maybe marry it. Have some little pylons.
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posted on
06/10/2025 3:45:32 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(I've never seen such morons... Have you?)
To: Palio di Siena
Noodles might make it easier to pry them from the wheel wells of a 1/2 ton truck.
70
posted on
06/10/2025 4:00:03 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Afterguard
OH! thanks, that does sound right
which leaves the floating sea horse toy available for the next frustrated old guy
/s
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posted on
06/10/2025 4:06:38 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: tumblindice
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posted on
06/10/2025 4:35:39 PM PDT
by
Palio di Siena
(Kralik…..you get the wallet)
To: Red Badger
Just what the Dems are looking for - run him for Congress!!
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/10/2025 6:21:55 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(First, I was a clinger, then deplorable, now I'm garbage. Feel the love? )
To: Red Badger
>>”sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women.”<<
And the women are VERY thankful for his consideration!
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