Wow the rains and floods must have been pretty bad to sweep away a 1,000 lb. cow, but it seems the cow "mooved" around and navigated the flood waters.
I know bad pun, couldn't resist, have fun it;s saturday.
To: DallasBiff
No need to milk this story because that would be udderly ridiculous.
2 posted on
05/24/2025 9:35:43 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(I worked at the circus as The Human Cannonball, until they fired me.)
To: DallasBiff
Other version of this story:
“Found! Cleanest cow in Australia”!
3 posted on
05/24/2025 9:45:13 AM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: DallasBiff
I did not know The View had a set there.
4 posted on
05/24/2025 9:45:46 AM PDT by
learner
To: DallasBiff
Mist famous cow since the cow who supposedly started the Chicago fire (1906?).
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
"Cow-abunga!"
To: DallasBiff
The media are milking this one for all it’s worth.
To: DallasBiff; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Rennes Templar; ProtectOurFreedom
That’s one to check off of the bucket list.
People might say there is no whey, but that’s because the power of positive thinking never occurd to them:
“I think I cud I think I cud..”
12 posted on
05/24/2025 11:08:01 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DallasBiff
Was it on the roof of a cotton house?
14 posted on
05/24/2025 11:38:27 AM PDT by
samiam5
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of a story this very elderly woman related. It was a long time ago in Arkansas, a farmer was sitting on his front porch when a wind gently set a horse down right in front of him. He put ads in the paper; no one came to claim it.
15 posted on
05/24/2025 2:05:32 PM PDT by
odawg
To: DallasBiff
-PJ
27 posted on
05/25/2025 8:45:07 PM PDT by
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