Posted on 05/16/2025 9:34:07 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Congress have angrily demanded answers as to who repeatedly lied to the American people in order to cover up former President Biden's cognitive decline.
Faced with a fresh set of overwhelming evidence that Biden could no longer function by the end of his term, Democrats sought to know who was responsible for engaging in widespread deception to allow a mentally incapacitated man to remain the most powerful person in the world.
"Who would do this?" cried Senator Chuck Schumer, hands clenched in fury. "Someone has attempted to perpetrate the largest, most brazen political cover up in American history, and I will not rest until they are discovered. These disgusting, shameless liars must explain themselves to the American public."
With aides anonymously confirming that Biden was often incoherent, could not recognize old friends, and would soon not be able to walk, Democrats were left furious as to why no one spoke up. "If people would lie about the mental incompetence of the man trusted with nuclear codes, how could we ever trust them about anything again?" said Representative Hakeem Jeffries. "The people who had the audacity to blame Biden's actions on a stutter, a cold, or 'deepfakes' must be brought to justice."
At publishing time, Democrats had also demanded to know who had worked to cover up the raging alcoholism of former Vice President Kamala Harris.
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Hey ‘rats: Look in the mirror!
I’m convinced that Dem leaders have advanced dementia.
The Democrats should have spotted this first & said or done something. Bunch of phonies! There should be jail time awaiting some of them as well for what was done to our country.
Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden’s Decline>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
IT WAS DONALD TRUMP ( of course.)
I’m pretty sure it was “F” Bomb dropping, Molotov Cocktail Throwing, Tesla Dealership arsonists, Tesla keying and little old lady thrashing DemonRATS who hate America and Americans.
Well, Joe started out a Democrat. Not much of a decline between that and drooling idiot.
You have a point.
That stings!
That's some textbook gaslighting right there.
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Babylon Bee folks!!!
It had me going for a minute and when I read eh Shummer quote I knew it had to be the Bee.
I do not see any way we can avoid a civil war. If they do not real soon admit they have lost, repent for the evil things they have said and done, we are soon going to be in an armed conflict with their most radical followers and the same on the conservative side and then almost everyone is going to be drawn into the conflict. All concisely explained in one sentence.
Gotta love the bee. Their parody works so well because it’s so close to the absurd truth. Love those guys...
“Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden’s Decline”
Hell, all the politicos in DC, Ds or Rs, knew unless they are complete idiots ... oh wait ... that lets Schumer off the hook ... substitute “unless they are dead”
I am shocked at what I am said to have done, as this is not the me I know.
I have instructed my staff to undertake a complete investigation of the background of this event, and will be unable to comment further in order to let the investigative process go forward unimpeded.
That is one of the best “Bee,” stories!
Well Done, Babylon Bee.
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