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Kayaker killed in alligator attack in Central Florida, officials say
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| Andrew Wulfeck
Posted on 05/07/2025 5:15:50 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN
Darwin award winner of the week. WTF goes kayaking in an alligator infested swamp?
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:30:53 AM PDT
by
jerod
(Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
To: dfwgator
Saturday, I pulled up to the traffic light and couldn’t believe my eyes. The car in front of me had a U Florida Tennessee vanity license tag.
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:34:17 AM PDT
by
bert
( (KE. NP. +12) Where is ZORRO when California so desperately needs him?)
To: jerod
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:36:04 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: bert
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:38:54 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Magnum44
The distance from the alligator’s eyes to it’s nose is in inches is the same number as the length in feet
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:42:12 AM PDT
by
bert
( (KE. NP. +12) Where is ZORRO when California so desperately needs him?)
To: bert
The car in front of me had a U Florida Tennessee vanity license tag. During mating season.
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:44:22 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
To: bert
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posted on
05/07/2025 6:48:30 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Waverunner
My sister and I got caught coming back to their house on lake Santa Fe in Melrose just south of Jax one evening. We were paddling their ganoe down the canal just after dark and a couple of big gators started grunting and we could hear the splashing of some hitting the water. We were never so glad to see the light on the end of their dock. We still joke about it.
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posted on
05/07/2025 7:10:34 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: jerod
The same people who go paddle boarding on Cape Cod and then get filmed with a Great White Shark circling them.
To: woodbutcher1963
I love seeing coastal democrat tenderfoot types wandering Arizona desert rattlesnake country in shorts and flip flops.😎
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posted on
05/07/2025 8:32:44 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Bonemaker
I went to the la Paloma resort outside of Tucson back in the 90s. I remember the signs on the golf course not to look for balls off the sides of the fairways due to rattlesnakes.
To: Ann Archy
Maybe they mean it flipped.
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posted on
05/07/2025 8:48:10 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustmilents offered here free of charge)
To: Ann Archy
Yeah, had to be a tourist. All along the Gulf coast gators are everywhere, primarily ‘cause some stupid states protect them.
They are not invisible. If that floating log follows you it is not a log. That raised trash heap along the shore is not a beaver dam — it is a nest.
Geesh.
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posted on
05/07/2025 9:18:32 AM PDT
by
bobbo666
To: woodbutcher1963
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posted on
05/07/2025 9:54:08 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Bonemaker

That's what caddies are for. 😉
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posted on
05/07/2025 10:03:11 AM PDT
by
Bratch
To: V_TWIN
NO WAY am I getting on any water in FL in a kayak or canoe. Nor swim in anything not a pool. I have to be able to see the bottom😄
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posted on
05/07/2025 10:05:59 AM PDT
by
pnz1
("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
To: FamiliarFace
Initial reports I saw here were that gator grabbed her out of the kayak.
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posted on
05/07/2025 10:06:53 AM PDT
by
pnz1
("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
To: V_TWIN
Lake Kissimmee is supposedly #2 in the state for gator population.
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posted on
05/07/2025 10:08:48 AM PDT
by
pnz1
("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
To: V_TWIN
Mess with the bull, get the deathroll.
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posted on
05/07/2025 10:23:51 AM PDT
by
yuleeyahoo
(“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
To: Red Badger
Last summer we went to Crystal River and rented a house that had kayaks and a boathouse. On our very first day there, I was sitting on the edge of the property along the canal. I thought I saw a gator in there, so called to my hubby. As soon as I yelled, that alligator turned around and came towards me and went up to the boathouse. No thanks. I ran back inside the screened lanai. We decided no kayaking on that trip.
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posted on
05/07/2025 10:33:40 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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