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1 posted on 04/26/2025 2:38:07 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

I only wanted a worm!


2 posted on 04/26/2025 2:38:57 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: DFG

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”


3 posted on 04/26/2025 2:40:04 PM PDT by DFG
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must be the best Margies in town.


4 posted on 04/26/2025 2:43:06 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("The left will rue the day they cheated Trump out of the 2020 election forever" L.Star )
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I hate when that happens.


5 posted on 04/26/2025 2:43:37 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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I think that restaurant has bigger problems than a baby snake.


8 posted on 04/26/2025 2:46:11 PM PDT by waterhill (Nobody cares, work harder!)
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One hell of a worm in that tequila!


9 posted on 04/26/2025 2:46:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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a memorable night out


10 posted on 04/26/2025 2:47:35 PM PDT by algore
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— a baby of indeterminate species —
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Most likely an Eastern Margarita Snake.


12 posted on 04/26/2025 2:49:53 PM PDT by Yardstick
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I drank a margarita once and found a cockroach dried to the bottom of the glass. They gave me a free one so I was happy.


13 posted on 04/26/2025 2:51:25 PM PDT by Mercat
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Ping


15 posted on 04/26/2025 2:54:14 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: DFG

Tiny little guy.


16 posted on 04/26/2025 2:54:39 PM PDT by enumerated (M81 million votes my ass)
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What’s the old Henny Youngman joke?

He asks the waiter what is a fly doing in my soup.

And the waiter replies, the backstroke.


17 posted on 04/26/2025 2:54:40 PM PDT by Biblebelter
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She has not said if she plans to sue.

How much can you score from an underaged reptile?

18 posted on 04/26/2025 2:55:12 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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“I left shaking, I was traumatized.”

I take it she did not adopt it as herpet.

the snake — a baby of indeterminate species —

There's got to be more where that came from.

Is the place already booked up for World Snake Day?

19 posted on 04/26/2025 2:55:20 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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My wife was doing the yard on her riding mower. She came tearing around the house yelling about a snake. When she made a close pass around a tree, a snake fell out of the tree. Six foot long black racer. I think the snake was more afraid than she was. BTW, black racers are the good guys. They will kill ratlers.


20 posted on 04/26/2025 2:56:10 PM PDT by DugwayDuke (Most pick the expert who says the things they agree with.)
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So… I guess it was really a… “Rattle” snake… Since she’s rattled


22 posted on 04/26/2025 3:02:37 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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Was she having a margarita with MS-13?


23 posted on 04/26/2025 3:02:57 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Long live The Great MAGA Kangz!)
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They thought she ordered the premium version that comes with a live worm.


24 posted on 04/26/2025 3:03:34 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room)
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We used to have that problem with crows with our basement windows. They never broke the glass, fortunately, we did have to block the windows so the birds did not see their reflections.


25 posted on 04/26/2025 3:04:21 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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Well, I guess it would be a good test of character to see how the other person reacts to unexpected, somewhat traumatic situations.


28 posted on 04/26/2025 3:06:54 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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