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Life Hack: Get Real Starbucks Taste At Home By Dumping Hot Water Over Cigarette Ashes
X.com ^ | Apr 12, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee

Posted on 04/12/2025 1:11:18 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-get-real-starbucks-taste-at-home-by-dumping-hot-water-over-cigarette-ashes

Ever wished you could recreate that signature Starbucks coffee taste at home? You can! It's easy, inexpensive, and best of all, tastes just like Starbucks. All you need is a pot of hot water and a heaping mound of cigarette ashes.

First, you'll need to heat up water. Any old tap water will do - simply fill a pot and warm it on the stove until it's hot enough to literally melt your skin off. If it won't burn you on contact right down to your bones, keep heating!

Next, you need to obtain a few cups of cigarette ashes. If you can't score it from a nursing home ashtray, just head down to your local convenience store and get a few packs of Camel cigarettes. Chain smoke those bad boys until you have a solid heap of ash going.

Now, simply place the ashes in a filter and pour the water over it. You will be amazed how much it tastes just like Starbucks, and how much money you'll save. Get smoking!


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To: Noumenon

No, I’m sure your Laphroaig is just . . choke . . cough . . is just fine . retch. I’m just giving you a hack to make your own cheaply should you so desire.


21 posted on 04/13/2025 8:55:25 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Never attribute malice to that which can be explained by incompetence.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Starbucks coffee in their stores tastes OK. The stuff I get from K-Cups tastes like pavement, however.


22 posted on 04/13/2025 9:06:30 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Finaly some Real Competition for the swill Starbucks sells


23 posted on 04/13/2025 11:49:11 AM PDT by eyeamok
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Burnt rubber


24 posted on 04/13/2025 1:45:15 PM PDT by llevrok (Keep buggering on!)
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