Posted on 04/08/2025 7:52:45 AM PDT by Red Badger
Marshfield Fair in Massachusetts. Town fair but it was the size of a county fair. Good sized midway, 4h, local crafts, horse racing with betting, demo derbies and the Chitwood Bros stunt driving shows.
I’m sure it’s all different now in commiechusetts.
Specifically the left edge, as I always want to piss on the left.
No matter how hard they try, they will never be able to herd cigarette butts around.
i was looking for “the water’s cold” and deep too.
That's the first thing I thought of...
As I’ve aged and my stream ain’t what it used to be, there are times when the aiming doesn’t match the exit angle. A few issues with bladder infections along the way have also affected me. Also, there are times when there is a split stream.
I will almost always sit to pee at home. I find it funny that so many guys think that means something when it just means I don’t want pee all over the floor and the rim and the tank. I also don’t feel I need a 98 decibel exhaust on my motorcycle to feel like a man.
The “Cornucopia” looks like “Monica” with sharp edges.
Dribbling on your own shoes is cured? Asking for a friend who is not named Joe Biden...
Just use jugs like the Trailer Park Boys. 😅
I used to go to the Old Boston Garden, and those places to wash hands were frequently used as urinals!
Doing it sitting down doesn’t empty everything.
You can only get it empty standing up.
and don’t forget how badly some “womyn” aim. Will need the new “designed by physics science to prevent splashing” urinals in the “ladies room” too.
agree! we have citrus that needs watering regularly so told wifey i can fix that. i didn’t say how.
Couldnt these ivy leaguer business degree sitzen pinklers just have asked real men in the first place?
We told those little homos to stop installing piss sinks instead of proper full length urinals when they started this crap.
Just have to stand back farther and arc it.
Crumbling vertebrae, pinched nerves. Causes all kinds of strange sensations that keep changing.
Often a numb patch with a row of staples or fish hooks going through it on one thigh and an elf, maybe a chihuahua, that randomly pisses on my calf.
The old bars around here tacked a piece of galvanized sheet to one of the walls. Usually with the pipe just under the right bottom corner and then they bent the left corner up and pulled a bit. You just found the right height and everything happened naturally like you were outside.
The remains that a lot of men just can’t shoot. The highly trained Secret Service missed an assassin at less than 3 feet.
However California has solved this problem by making the whole world a toilet.
Well, there was a supper club around here that covered a wall with rocks and then sent a thin stream of water down it to the trough in the floor. There were some leaves and branches up around the ceiling in there. Maybe they had a similar idea.
Any research on how to deal with the other bathroom problem - #2 splattering off the rotating ventilator blades? 🤔
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