Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action 'Pocahontas' Starring Dylan Mulvaney

Babylon Bee ^ | 3-24-25 | Babylon Bee

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After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives at Disney have decided to quietly cancel the studio's live-action version of Pocahontas starring Dylan Mulvaney.

Studio executives notified Mulvaney that the project would not be moving forward after audiences resoundingly ridiculed Snow White, blasting every aspect of the film, from its poor production quality to its pushing of a "woke" agenda.

"We thought we really had a winner with this one, but we may have slightly miscalculated," said one Disney executive who asked to remain anonymous. "After the way the public reacted to Snow White, we'd be insane to move forward with having a dude play Pocahontas. That would end up being the worst massacre American Indians have ever experienced."

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL! Mulvaney was going to play “Squatting Bull.”

[Theophilus]

Nobody looks more Native American than 100% Italian Chief "Iron Eyes" Cody!

[FamiliarFace]

That’s perfect!

[Texas resident]

Wow, It took me a while to realize that the story was from the Bee.

[Tommy Revolts]

...we may have slightly miscalculated

Good Lord. These people are delusional.

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The Babylon Bee delivers.

[Wallace T.]

Don't forget Sacheen Littlefeather, the “native American” who turned out to be mostly of European(Spanish, French, Dutch) ancestry or Buffy Sainte-Marie, the “indigenous Canadian” who was wholly of European (Italian and English) ancestry.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

I guess that puts the kabosh on “Toy Story six—The March of the dildos.”

[Fledermaus]

It’s satire

[Tommy Revolts]

Ha, right on.