Posted on 03/23/2025 5:58:28 AM PDT by V_TWIN
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of some of the new rulings recently handed down by federal judges:
1. "Gulf of America must be changed back to Gulf of Mexico": As it has been called from time immemorial.
2. "Owning a Tesla is unconstitutional": Burning a Tesla, on the other hand, is protected free speech.
3. "Tim Walz is straight": This overturned a lower court decision that had declared Walz really, really gay.
4. "Trump is not allowed to move his head during the next assassination attempt": Any attempts to evade death are unauthorized and therefore unconstitutional.
5. "Israel must return all hostages to Gaza": They were kidnapped fair and square.
6. "I hereby order Danny Miller from my fourth-grade class to apologize for calling me a 'wiener' in 1974": You had better say you're sorry, Danny.
7. "DOGE must restore inefficiencies to all government agencies": Every department of the federal government has the right to egregiously waste taxpayer dollars.
8. "Jesus must uncrush the head of the serpent": A judge ruled in favor of sin and death that their destruction was unlawful and therefore null and void.
The revolution continues and where is Congre$$ and the $upreme Court ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The congress has no dog in the fight between the executive and judicial branches.
The judicial branch is failing because the Democrats are purposely overwhelming the system.
The Executive branch needs to go on attack and begin arresting and detaining not only judges but their entire staffs on any of lots of charges that the DOJ can dream up.
All the contents of all the judges offices must become evidence of the certain conspiracy with the DNC
later
Yjos is because the “Supreme” court and the Congress are replete with those who are part of the problem.
“The congress has no dog in the fight between the executive and judicial branches.”
Constitution says:
“The Congress shall have power...To make rules for the government”
“begin arresting and detaining not only judges but their entire staffs”
utter nonsense
Congress needs to prune leftist legal toolboxes.
People....grab another cup of coffee.....this is THE BABYLON BEE. HELLO!
where is Congre$$ and the $upreme Court
As Soros call them real-estate investments
Looks like you got their attention..nearly an hour now without a response.
Could they have been that out of it? Seems so!
Been saying, I would bet a dozen donuts that these judges are connected to USAID.
Federal Judge = Unelected for life Dictator.
In 1787 during the debate on the Constitution some argued that this would happen.
And now 2 more AFTER your post.
Apparently judges are on FRs collective shit list. Lol!
Got me for about 30 seconds.
I’d like to laugh, but the Bee has been more prophetic than parody lately...
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