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8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
babylonbee.com ^ | Mar 20, 2025

Posted on 03/23/2025 5:58:28 AM PDT by V_TWIN

Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of some of the new rulings recently handed down by federal judges:

1. "Gulf of America must be changed back to Gulf of Mexico": As it has been called from time immemorial.

2. "Owning a Tesla is unconstitutional": Burning a Tesla, on the other hand, is protected free speech.

3. "Tim Walz is straight": This overturned a lower court decision that had declared Walz really, really gay.

4. "Trump is not allowed to move his head during the next assassination attempt": Any attempts to evade death are unauthorized and therefore unconstitutional.

5. "Israel must return all hostages to Gaza": They were kidnapped fair and square.

6. "I hereby order Danny Miller from my fourth-grade class to apologize for calling me a 'wiener' in 1974": You had better say you're sorry, Danny.

7. "DOGE must restore inefficiencies to all government agencies": Every department of the federal government has the right to egregiously waste taxpayer dollars.

8. "Jesus must uncrush the head of the serpent": A judge ruled in favor of sin and death that their destruction was unlawful and therefore null and void.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; judges

1 posted on 03/23/2025 5:58:28 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The revolution continues and where is Congre$$ and the $upreme Court ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


2 posted on 03/23/2025 6:00:41 AM PDT by antidemoncrat ( )
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To: antidemoncrat

The congress has no dog in the fight between the executive and judicial branches.

The judicial branch is failing because the Democrats are purposely overwhelming the system.

The Executive branch needs to go on attack and begin arresting and detaining not only judges but their entire staffs on any of lots of charges that the DOJ can dream up.

All the contents of all the judges offices must become evidence of the certain conspiracy with the DNC


3 posted on 03/23/2025 6:07:44 AM PDT by bert ( (KE. NP. +12) Where is ZORRO when California so desperately needs him?)
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To: V_TWIN

later


4 posted on 03/23/2025 6:23:13 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: antidemoncrat

Yjos is because the “Supreme” court and the Congress are replete with those who are part of the problem.


5 posted on 03/23/2025 6:24:03 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: bert

“The congress has no dog in the fight between the executive and judicial branches.”

Constitution says:

“The Congress shall have power...To make rules for the government”


6 posted on 03/23/2025 7:18:16 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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To: bert

“begin arresting and detaining not only judges but their entire staffs”

utter nonsense

Congress needs to prune leftist legal toolboxes.


7 posted on 03/23/2025 7:22:05 AM PDT by Brian Griffin
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To: antidemoncrat; bert; Gay State Conservative; hal ogen; Brian Griffin

People....grab another cup of coffee.....this is THE BABYLON BEE. HELLO!


8 posted on 03/23/2025 7:32:10 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: antidemoncrat

where is Congre$$ and the $upreme Court

As Soros call them real-estate investments


9 posted on 03/23/2025 7:41:49 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: V_TWIN

Looks like you got their attention..nearly an hour now without a response.

Could they have been that out of it? Seems so!


10 posted on 03/23/2025 8:15:04 AM PDT by Thank You Rush ( )
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To: V_TWIN

Been saying, I would bet a dozen donuts that these judges are connected to USAID.


11 posted on 03/23/2025 8:37:39 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator ( Now open: DOW - Department of Winning)
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To: V_TWIN

Federal Judge = Unelected for life Dictator.

In 1787 during the debate on the Constitution some argued that this would happen.


12 posted on 03/23/2025 9:06:41 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: Thank You Rush

And now 2 more AFTER your post.

Apparently judges are on FRs collective shit list. Lol!


13 posted on 03/23/2025 9:09:26 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Got me for about 30 seconds.


14 posted on 03/23/2025 10:28:05 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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To: V_TWIN

I’d like to laugh, but the Bee has been more prophetic than parody lately...


15 posted on 03/23/2025 10:32:52 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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