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Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
babylonbee.com ^ | Mar 6, 2025

Posted on 03/07/2025 5:12:56 AM PST by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the much-debated federal agency, Democrats made it known that they were ready to defend the Department of Education just as soon as they figured out what it does.

Sources on Capitol Hill said top Democrats held closed-door meetings Thursday morning to discuss the Department of Education in hopes of determining what it does and how they could possibly defend it against Trump's quest to do away with it.

"The president can't possibly consider eliminating the Department of Education, because… of some very important things," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "We shouldn't have to explain why the Department of Education is so vital, or about the irreplaceable benefits it provides for the country. We don't want to explain it. Please don't ask us."

Other Democrats pointed to the necessity of keeping the agency alive so that it could find solutions to the problems it caused. "We need the Department of Education to look into fixing all of the issues that have been caused by the Department of Education," said Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "These low test scores and rising illiteracy rates are the result of decades of failing by the Department of Education, which is why we need a Department of Education to turn things around."

At publishing time, Democrats had also warned that allowing individual states to set their own standards for public education could lead to a startling increase in children being better educated and becoming productive members of society.


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1 posted on 03/07/2025 5:12:56 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee wasn’t so hot for a while but the past months it’s been on fire :)

Maybe dems make it easy to write this kind of stuff :)


2 posted on 03/07/2025 5:14:44 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: V_TWIN

It’s a bank where the deposits are handed out if you can prove you comply with leftist ideology and Randy Weingarten. They have zero to do with actual educational content or curriculum.


3 posted on 03/07/2025 5:26:55 AM PST by blackdog ((Z28.310) Be careful what you say. Your refrigerator may be listening & reporting you.)
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To: V_TWIN
I heard Chuck Schumer say the other day that an attack of the failed Dept of Ed is an attack on the education and mind of every child in America.

I think these brainwashed people actual believe this crap.

Even Harold Ford, Jr defended this idea last night on The Five. Fortunately, Judge Janine brought up the concept of how a far-away bureaucracy cannot understand how children in local schools should be taught.

And, though she didn't mention it, it should be noted that bureaucracies are not concerned with results, they are concerned with process, power, and control.

4 posted on 03/07/2025 5:30:17 AM PST by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: RoosterRedux

“Even Harold Ford, Jr defended this idea last night on The Five.”

His low key demeanor doesn’t cut any ice with me, I see right through him.

When he gets wound up the REAL liberal comes to the surface.....


5 posted on 03/07/2025 5:33:31 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!ly)
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To: RoosterRedux

Yup


6 posted on 03/07/2025 5:37:34 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: RoosterRedux

Harold Ford Jr is the token Black nan on the Five


7 posted on 03/07/2025 5:39:23 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. +12) Where is ZORRO when California so desperately needs him?)
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To: RoosterRedux

We already have 50 Departments of Education around the country, one in each state, in each state we have dozens of school boards with elected officials with control over the local school systems, the last thing we need is a Department of Education in Washington overseeing what already exists.

If people aren’t happy with their local school system, vote for new school board members and vote for new state representatives that will change the schools on a statewide level.


8 posted on 03/07/2025 5:39:31 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: bert
He's about as black as Pocahontas Warren is Cherokee.;-)

But at least he's better than Jessica Tarlov. She's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

9 posted on 03/07/2025 5:45:38 AM PST by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee produces more truth than fiction.


10 posted on 03/07/2025 5:54:59 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: V_TWIN

they know - it gives money to their benefactors and not for the children’s education.

Did Soros groups get any money from this department?


11 posted on 03/07/2025 6:00:02 AM PST by ADSUM ( )
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To: V_TWIN

I believe that a better strategy would be to use the DOE to establish:

1) a downloadable set of materials and criteria for each grade level. For example, to pass 5th grade English, the student must demonstrate X,Y,Z

2) The minimum acceptable proficiency for the Federal government to accept a HS Diploma; an Associates, Bachelors, Masters and Phd.

Then wait past the next election. If the GOP gains in the House, look to eliminate the DOE then. I dont think that there are enough votes yet.


12 posted on 03/07/2025 6:17:53 AM PST by taxcontrol (You are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.)
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To: taxcontrol

You know this post is satire right? 😏


13 posted on 03/07/2025 6:20:02 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!ly)
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To: RoosterRedux

Lawrence on “Fox & Friends” this morning was lamenting how many parents are forced to keep their children in failing schools where they don’t get a decent education, and hoping that the Secretary of Education will be able to channel more money to where it can help charter schools.


14 posted on 03/07/2025 6:38:46 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: V_TWIN

There are no teachers on the payroll of the Dep’t of Education department.


15 posted on 03/07/2025 7:09:41 AM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: V_TWIN

It’s primary job is making little boys into little girls.


16 posted on 03/07/2025 8:24:09 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (SCOTUS stuck it to Americans again. Africa and other failed communist dumps are our responsibility.)
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To: HIDEK6
At one point there was a bill proposed that stated "At no time shall the number of employees at the Department of Agriculture exceed the number of farmers in America". It failed of course.

But I do wonder, what is the ratio of DOE employees to children in the education system? I know they have more employees then they have public school teachers.

17 posted on 03/07/2025 9:01:57 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: V_TWIN

Close the Department of Education and use the building to store all of Obamas junk until his library is built. A double win right there.


18 posted on 03/08/2025 1:14:04 AM PST by Free Deplorable
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