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Remind me to forget about going on a Safari. Wow.
1 posted on 02/13/2025 4:56:56 AM PST by vespa300
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To: vespa300

Hippos kill a lot of people in Africa.


2 posted on 02/13/2025 4:58:22 AM PST by marktwain
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They Extremely safe when you don’t find the LEAST expensive one.

I know a number of people who have gone on them and they Rarely got out of the vehicle they were in and only in the most safe circumstances were they allowed out.

There was also security.

Anyone dumb enough to not think a hippo isn’t an inherently dangerous animal is no great loss to society anyway


3 posted on 02/13/2025 4:59:51 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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Go to Yellowstone.

First thing you’re told is not to approach the wildlife.

Even if the tour operator is a moron, it didn’t mean the couple had to leave their common sense in the car.


4 posted on 02/13/2025 4:59:53 AM PST by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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--- "Had we understood the dangers posed...."

Sad tale, but the words above apply to so many sad tales.

One of the "first-world" problems of a supposedly affluent West is that there are indeed DANGERS in so much. It's a good thing to "understand" them, before....

5 posted on 02/13/2025 5:00:41 AM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: vespa300

I was charged by rhinos in Nepal. They are notoriously blind, and missed.


6 posted on 02/13/2025 5:02:29 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Nitzy: New and Improved! Now with only 66% anti-semitic posts!)
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Real hippos are almost as dangerous as those hippos currently touring the streets with their “War In the Streets” concerts singing, screaming, groaning, flatulating and vomiting evil stuff about Americans who think they are crazy.


8 posted on 02/13/2025 5:03:05 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The trouble with illegal aliens is that their own crappy countries don't even want them there.)
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Zambia?! For 10 days? Sounds miserable.


9 posted on 02/13/2025 5:04:17 AM PST by albie (U)
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I will never set foot in any African country, much less go on a safari and for someone to do that and not know hippopotamusses (I know I misspelled that, but I like the sound) are the most dangerous four legged animal there is insane.


10 posted on 02/13/2025 5:04:40 AM PST by 1raider1
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To: vespa300

I don’t know why people want to go anywhere near Africa. It has always been a mess.


11 posted on 02/13/2025 5:04:47 AM PST by yldstrk (Nothing like the1 truth)
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Holy moley. You hear about people walking up to buffalos to get a picture but this is the worst. There is no animal on this planet that is more deadly and mean than a hippopotamus.

I guarantee the guy had his wife get close to a hippo for a picture. And he blames his own stupidly on the tour guy.

BTW I don’t speak hippo but I do speak rhinoceros, why of courserous I can.


14 posted on 02/13/2025 5:07:58 AM PST by Doctor Congo
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Was it a hippopotamiss? Or a hippopotamister?


15 posted on 02/13/2025 5:08:34 AM PST by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.")
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Uhhh how the hell did you not know how dangerous Hippos are? They kill plenty of people every year. They’re aggressive, fast and huge. They kill tons of crocodiles in Africa every year too. Keep your distance if you have any brains at all.


17 posted on 02/13/2025 5:09:31 AM PST by FLT-bird
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Hippos are the number one most dangerous animal in Africa. If you are 70 years old and don’t know that, then you’re an idiot.


18 posted on 02/13/2025 5:09:47 AM PST by caver ( )
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Hippos eating pumpkins =>

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PSzNRceZbwo&pp=ygUWaGlwcG9zIGVhdGluZyBwdW1wa2lucw%3D%3D


20 posted on 02/13/2025 5:09:58 AM PST by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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'Had we understood the dangers posed by the hippopotamus, we never would have agreed to be in such close contact while on foot,' Craig said

Craig, you paid the price for stupid. Walk away.

22 posted on 02/13/2025 5:10:36 AM PST by BlackbirdSST (Trump or Bust! Long live the Republic.)
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Remind me to forget about going on a Safari. Wow.

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23 posted on 02/13/2025 5:10:50 AM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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Hippos high fiving each other


26 posted on 02/13/2025 5:13:00 AM PST by Palio di Siena (Kralikโ€ฆ..you get the wallet )
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How ignorant could they be? But also, where were the tour operators’ attorneys when warnings and disclaimers should have been issued?


28 posted on 02/13/2025 5:14:24 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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it’s not the tour operators fault. The animals do what animals do.


29 posted on 02/13/2025 5:22:54 AM PST by ronniesgal ( so is it okay that I said that??? GO TRUMP GO!!!!)
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I had a friend who had been a zookeeper at the LA Zoo (I think that was the zoo). He was standing near a truck that was picking up a dumpster full of hippo poop. The dumpster slipped and fell over on top of him. He almost drowned in hippo poop. They rescued him in time and resuscitated him. I always wondered if they gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.


30 posted on 02/13/2025 5:23:50 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesnโ€™t become your biography, what good is it?)
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