[caver]

Hippos are the number one most dangerous animal in Africa. If you are 70 years old and don’t know that, then you’re an idiot.

[Kartographer]

You have to admit being killed by a hippo at seventy gives one a pretty much unforgettable Obit!!

[enumerated]

“Hippos are the number one most dangerous animal in Africa. If you are 70 years old and don’t know that, then you’re an idiot.“

Not just the fact they are 70 and didn’t know that - these people literally planned a Safari in Africa and still didn’t know that.

[Ann Archy]

Welllllll, they ARE FROM NEW JERSEY!