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Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
BabylonBee.com ^
| Feb 11, 2025
| Babylon bee
Posted on 02/12/2025 5:26:49 AM PST by Nateman
CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge ruled this week.
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TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: frodo; obamajudge; ring; sauron
Looks like the Deep State of Middle Earth won this battle after all.
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posted on
02/12/2025 5:26:49 AM PST
by
Nateman
To: Nateman
To: Nateman
Nancy Pelosi has described it as “precious”.
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posted on
02/12/2025 5:45:59 AM PST
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: Nateman
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posted on
02/12/2025 5:53:54 AM PST
by
Nateman
(Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
To: Nateman
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posted on
02/12/2025 5:59:27 AM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there)
To: Nateman
frodo has appealed the ruling to the fellowship of the Ring.
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posted on
02/12/2025 6:22:57 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Nateman
I thought the Bee was a satire site.
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posted on
02/12/2025 6:26:20 AM PST
by
fwdude
(Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left?)
To: Nateman
Well, to be honest the judge should have been appointed by Morgoth or Ungoliant.
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posted on
02/12/2025 7:00:55 AM PST
by
DCBryan1
(Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
To: fwdude
"I thought the Bee was a satire site." When did they start doing serious news?
Why weren't we warned?
😉
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posted on
02/12/2025 7:15:36 AM PST
by
BroJoeK
(future DDG 134 -- we remember)
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