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Eyesore of the Month February 2025 | Eyesore
Kunstler.com ^ | 5 Feb, 2025 | James Howard Kunstler

Posted on 02/10/2025 5:40:00 AM PST by MtnClimber

Concerning President Donald Trump’s executive order requiring new federal buildings to show a preference for "classical architectural style" which includes Neoclassical, Georgian, Federal, Greek Revival, Beaux-Arts, and Art Deco, referencing the architectural traditions of Greek and Roman antiquity. . .

Behold (above) the federal building and courthouse in Tuscaloosa, Alabama by HBRA Architects. And, no, it was not conceived when Andy Jackson was fighting the Battle of Emuckfaw against the “Red Stick” Creek Indians in 1814. Rather, it went up in 2012, a rare example of neoclassical design executed in our time.

For the most part, though, the decades-long trend in American civic architecture has been for sui generis one-off, tortured-genius, para-metaphysical, high-tech, in-your-grille stunt buildings commissioned to shock and confound the middle class (Épater le bourgeois, as the French dubbed this maneuver).

These generally horrified the public (as intended), as well as perplexing and confusing them, making their interaction with the building a form of punishment. Often it was difficult to even discern where the entrance of the building was, or where to go once you managed to get inside. For instance, the recent San Francisco Federal building by Tom Mayne of Morphosis Architects, below, designed in the style of a dashboard from an alien spacecraft:

At its worst, you got the conjunction of malign form and evil function, as concretized in Washington’s J. Edgar Hoover Building, home office (mother ship) of the FBI, below:

Kind of looks like a giant stroopwafel jammed under a coffee table. You can be sure that little good came out of it, especially the past four years, and probably the whole six decades of its miserable existence. FBI-Director nominee Kash Patel went so far as to propose it be turned into “a Museum of the Deep State.” Well, yes. Perfect!

Below, see another new-ish civic structure dressed in neo-Georgian formality: the Alpharetta, GA, City Hall by David M. Schwartz architects — granted, not a federal building, but proof that trad proportions and details can be done well, where there’s a will to get’er done. Nice, huh. Dignified. Serene, confident, legible. . . reflecting what is to be desired in a polity, sanity and grace.

Why trad design, you might ask? Initially, with our nation’s founding, there was a wish to express our national ethos in architecture that denoted the democratic spirit of Ancient Greece melded with the order of the early Roman republic. And so, you got this bold neoclassicism for over a hundred years, climaxing in the US Supreme Court’s headquarters, completed in 1935, below:

There are hidden charms in this neoclassicism. You may notice that the building is organized with a base, a middle and a top (or capitol). Indeed, not just the whole, but its parts ( e.g., the columns) express this tripartite organization. This expresses the organization of the human body, with feet and legs, a trunk, and a head. Thus, it reflects our essential humanness back at us and confers dignity in the works of man and mankind itself.

Sure there are other ways of making buildings, but are they expressing what we want to say about ourselves? Might we want to suggest that there is a sacred order to the human project, and be reminded of it forcefully in our monumental buildings?

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: architecture; godsgravesglyphs; renaissance; romanempire; theframers
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To: GingisK

I can’t remember where I first saw them. I think it was a documentary, but I don’t recall which show it was.


21 posted on 02/10/2025 7:17:32 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Dr. Sivana

One of Communism’s goals in the taking down of Western culture is to make art ugly.


22 posted on 02/10/2025 7:24:41 AM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: MtnClimber
Jefferson dictated the building designs for the Capitol.

And we should be consistent.

23 posted on 02/10/2025 7:35:29 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: MtnClimber

I enjoyed this. Thanks for posting.


24 posted on 02/10/2025 7:46:47 AM PST by Bigg Red (My long-time tagline has been removed and will be stored on my home page as it has proved true.)
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To: MtnClimber

Nothing says *federal building* like architecture that looks like a prison.


25 posted on 02/10/2025 7:52:43 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: metmom

Hey now, there were some pretty damned spiffy, even grand, looking prisons back in the day.


26 posted on 02/10/2025 7:59:34 AM PST by dangus
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Thomas Cole: The Architect's Dream
The Architect's Dream

27 posted on 02/10/2025 8:17:18 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: Robert A Cook PE; MtnClimber
Thanks.

28 posted on 02/10/2025 8:17:31 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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29 posted on 02/10/2025 8:22:07 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: null and void

That red behemoth looks like a monument to the French bureaucracy.


30 posted on 02/10/2025 8:57:17 AM PST by jimtorr
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To: SunkenCiv; null and void; Rennes Templar
"Why trad design, you might ask? Initially, with our nation’s founding, there was a wish to express our national ethos in architecture that denoted the democratic spirit of Ancient Greece melded with the order of the early Roman republic."

Trump signs new executive order mandating Classical styles for federal architecture [01/25/2025]

Translation:

Save the Clock Tower

BTW, as far as "TOO MANY SECRETS" are concerned, this is the building where it all started, when Marty went out for pizza.

SETEC ASTRONOMY ---> COSMOS ENTREATY

31 posted on 02/10/2025 9:46:34 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: MtnClimber

Look up Eastern Block Soviet-style brutalism.

Archetecture designed to DELIBERATLY kill the spirit of freedom.


32 posted on 02/10/2025 9:54:52 AM PST by Hammerhead
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To: GingisK

That does literally look like a flak tower.


33 posted on 02/10/2025 10:43:48 AM PST by packrat35 (Pureblood! No clot shot for me!)
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To: jimtorr

Close, it’s Lubyanka, the KGB headquarters in Moscow.


34 posted on 02/10/2025 11:53:27 AM PST by null and void (I hoped it was the Bee but it’s California.)
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