[frog in a pot]

If you need a gamekeeper, I’d work cheap, provided there’s a cottage away from the main grounds.

Might ye be lookin' for a Lady Chatterley now lad?

[Jamestown1630]

That book has a bad reputation; but it’s actually a very beautiful work.

(Most people have seen pornographic renditions of it, instead of actually reading the book.)

[gundog]

Perhaps. Should you see her, kindly direct her to the gamekeeper’s cottage. I can’t have her wandering around near Laz’s castle.