Shopper Buys Swiss Cheese, Unprepared for What They Find

Newsweek ^ | January 22, 2025 | Lydia Patrick

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“They are always ‘holier’ than thou...”

Uh oh, now you’ve done it. You’ve summoned Ezekiel!

[Larry Lucido]

Should have bought cheddar cheese.

[FirstFlaBn]

They borrowed the missing air to put in bags of chips.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Like Bruce Jenner?

[Cold Heart]

Machines and people are very adept at packaging to place the best part of a product in view or on top.

[Red Badger]

😂🤣😂😁...................

[dfwgator]

Or the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

[bigbob]

There’s a “hole” here but it’s not in the cheese.

[sasquatch]

Too early for lunch.

[LouAvul]

Only an insane liberal...

First off, "insane" and "liberal" is redundant.

Second, you forgot "attention whoring" in your sentence. "Only an attention whoring liberal..." Which, is also redundant, but...

[MikelTackNailer]

Frank Zappa’s old friend Sir Richard Pumpaloaf, the demented bread boffer, quit his most recent job at the Swiss cheese factory.

Unconfirmed reports say they’re trying to hire a clergyman in order to market a holier product.

(ducking rotten tomatoes and shoes)

[SkyDancer]

Heck, use a shotgun.

[bgill]

The mice didn’t have enough time to chew to the middle.

[Jamestown1630]

It’s emmental, Watson.

[OldHarbor]

[smokingfrog]

Fake cheese.

[smokingfrog]

[CletusVanDamme]

Annexed to a fine whole wheat loaf.

[HonkyTonkMan]

I see what you did there, CCG. Brilliant. Now back to the buzuki music.

[faithhopecharity]

There are plenty of holes in the management part of Target. ass holes