Posted on 01/03/2025 8:34:24 AM PST by RoosterRedux
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack, thereby confirming to the nation that it was, in fact, a terrorist attack.
The Bureau further stated that the perpetrator had no ties to Islam, letting the nation know that he was an Islamic terrorist.
"Judging from the ISIS flag on the truck driven by a man named Shamsud-Din Jabbar to commit mass murder, we see no sign that this attack was terrorism," explained FBI spokesman Dean Richmond. "The bombs and assault weapons inside the vehicle, as well as the lengthy manifesto confirming Jabbar's desire to kill as many civilians as possible, further point to this having no relation to terrorism. Rest assured, the FBI will leave no stone unturned as we strive to solve this mystery."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
FBI declines to say whether it will fire, discipline agent who said attack was ‘not a terrorist event’
Yesterday I heard the fbi stated there was no one else associated with the ‘domestic incident’. Oh, otay buckwheat! Someone planted the isis flag? Was it really his koran? Grrrrrrrr! IED’s were merely fireworks for NYE?
FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating ‘This Is Not A Terrorist Attack’
Who says it’s not 1984.
17 more days. I love the sound of government employees shuffling their resumes.
She’s DEI hire. They’ll make her a deputy director for blindly following the stated agenda and purpose of the FBI to lie to Americans.
Amen wonder how many will be leaving the country.
They won’t.
So the videotaper across the street focused on his truck, that was an fbi agent and not a co-conspirator....
It is 1984. Only now with 40 years of experience.
Agree
We need to reorder the acronym from FBI to FIB.
She’s DEI hire.
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The DEI hire indicates that the DIE happened because of IED and not from terrorism.
Great acronym they came up with.
“We’d love to comment on possible motive, but we have a massive backlog of similar events for which we’re still searching for motive.”
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