[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

There was a young woman of Exeter, so pretty men craned their necks at ‘er........

[dayglored]

> There was a young woman of Exeter,
> so pretty men craned their necks at ‘er...

That's not fair, such a great start to a limerick but only a tease....

Now I'll be the rest of the night wracking my poor brain to complete it.

There was a young woman of Exeter,
So pretty men craned their necks at ‘er...
She studied the Bard
But she studied too hard
And now she.....

Dang.

[Elsie]

There was a young lady from Hyde
Who ate a green apple and died.
While her lover lamented
The apple fermented
And made cider inside her inside.