That's not fair, such a great start to a limerick but only a tease....
Now I'll be the rest of the night wracking my poor brain to complete it.
There was a young woman of Exeter,
So pretty men craned their necks at ‘er...
She studied the Bard
But she studied too hard
And now she.....
Dang.
LOL
....One went so far, from a passing car, to wave the distinguishing mark of his sex at ‘er