Christopher Nolan to Adapt Homer’s Odyssey in Next Film

Zendeya is a lousy actress.
She’s not even pretty.
Freaking ruined Dune 2.
Tom Holland doesn’t have the physique, but I guess he could pump it up.

The Odyssey is my favorite story. I thought the TV series wasn’t too bad, actually. Are they going to have Penelope slaying the suitors in this version? I get a bad feeling this one’s going to be a stinker.

BTTT

...The cyclops scene would be amazing.

Who is hurting you?

Nobody is hurting me!

Theron is probably too old to be a love interest in this flick. Might be the Goddess Athena, however.

Cast members = all the usual suspects.

I sweat there’s only about 20-25 pretenders in Hollyweird that act in about 90% of the movies that come out.

She isn’t too old to be my love interest.

:>)

I hear ya! The problem isn’t so much Charlize, it’s the “leading man” that looks like a skinny kid.

Well the suitors of Penelope could be Russell Crowe, Sean Bean, and Gerard Butler

Same.

Hard pass.

I Understand.

(((HUGS)))

One of the stupidest things I ever did was watch A Dogs Purpose right after my Bubby suddenly dropped dead of a lethal arrhythmia.

That was 7 1/2 years ago and I’m still hurting from it.

Dumb thing to do.
Really spectacularly dumb.

:’(

I love Dostyevsky...but the second time I read The Brothers Karamazov, I was about halfway in and I remembered from 50 years earlier, THE DOG.

And I STOPPED reading.

This film is unnecessary and I already hate the cast in it. Armand Assante’s TV miniseries was very good. I predict a flop before one reel of film has been shot.

While we are on films, I just saw that Columbia Pictures wants to do Men In Black 5. Will Smith needs a hit but the snag is he wants his toxic wife in the new film.
Also Sony is talking about paying him over $100 Million to star and Tommy Lee Jones $45 Million. How will that thing even make any money when you have $145 Million in Salary cost before anything else, your talking about probably spending over $400 Million before marketing costs.

The rumor is Will Smith is causing so many problems for Columbia, including wanting his wife they may cancel the whole thing. I would say there is nowhere else to go with the story and Tommy Lee is getting too old to play Agent K anyway.

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Does King Priam of Troy Appear in Hittite Records? [06/21/2024]
Odysseus and the Most Loyal Dog in Greek Mythology [06/11/2024]
The Mystery of the Trojan Horse | Documentary [10/24/2023]
The Life of Heinrich Schliemann, the Discoverer of Troy [09/21/2023]
What Happened to Achilles After the Iliad? [08/26/2023]
The Trojan War: History or Myth? [06/19/2023]
Was Homer Real? [03/13/2023]
Great Battles: Was there a Trojan War? Recent Excavations at Troy [01/04/2023]
Circe, the First Witch of Greek Mythology [01/03/2023]
Stone Giant Unearthed Among God Heads At Aizanoi [12/31/2022]
Incredibly 'rare' Roman mosaic depicting the Trojan War is found in Syria [10/13/2022]
Did the Romans Know How Old the Pyramids Were? [08/14/2022]
Latest find in Turkey's Ayasuluk Hill links Hittites to Ephesus [07/09/2022]
In an America full of craven Parises, be an Agamemnon [02/03/2022]
1,500-year-old Roman mosaic depicting battle from Homer's Iliad that was found by chance in a farmer's field is revealed to be the FIRST of its kind in UK [11/24/2021]
Did archaeologists find the Trojan Horse? [08/11/2021]
Did Archaeologists Find the Trojan Horse? [08/11/2021]
Mediterranean silver likely traded during the Trojan War, the founding of Rome [07/19/2021]
David Rohl : Greek Dark Age, Hyksos Invasion and Sea Peoples [04/14/2021]
New Evidence Supports Modern Greeks Having DNA of Ancient Mycenaeans [06/28/2020]
Who are the Luwians? [07/16/2019]
Archaeological evidence shows Minoans used violence and were prepared for war [03/06/2019]
6 Amazing Artifacts with Ancient Greek Mythology Scenes Discovered in Bulgaria [01/07/2019]
New BBC TV series "Troy: A Fall of a City" shows Achilles as African [12/28/2018]
Greek Authorities Say Lost Ancient City of Tenea Located [11/13/2018]
Traces of Iron Age wars found on double-skin wall [09/23/2018]
Homer Odyssey: Oldest extract discovered on clay tablet [07/11/2018]
New study finds: Ancient Mycenaean civilization might have collapsed due to uprising or invasion [04/15/2018]
Famed Archaeologist 'Discovered' His Own Fakes at 9,000-Year-Old Settlement [03/19/2018]
'Homer can help you': War veterans use ancient epics to cope [03/14/2018]
The First English Translation of 'The Odyssey' by a Woman Was Worth the Wait [11/17/2017]
Why Vessey Turned Two Swedes Into Hittites [08/26/2016]
Throne of Homer's hero is unearthed [06/18/2016]
Devastating 'World War ZERO' destroyed ancient civilisations and plunged Europe into a dark age [05/15/2016]
World War Zero brought down mystery civilisation of 'sea people' [05/13/2016]
Archaeologist Claims to Have Unlocked Phaistos Disk Mystery [again] [12/20/2015]
Grave of 'Griffin Warrior' at Pylos Could Be a Gateway to Civilizations [10/27/2015]
Archaeologists discover secret tunnel in ancient Hittite castle [10/21/2015]
Archaeologists making exciting discoveries in Laconia [08/28/2015]
Ancient Greek palace unearthed near Sparta dates back to 17th century BC [08/27/2015]
Symbols of Hittite goddess of sexuality found on 4,000-year-old tablet discovered in central Turkey [08/15/2015]
Splendid Strength (Review: The Iliad, Translated by Peter Green) [06/07/2015]
The Cult of Amun [ancient Egypt and Nubia] [05/08/2015]
Author Says a Whole Culture -- Not a Single 'Homer' -- Wrote 'Iliad,' 'Odyssey' [01/05/2015]
The Minoans were Caucasian [07/12/2014]
Archaeologists Excavate Lower City of Mycenae [06/06/2014]
Archaeologists Excavate for Archaic Greek City of Tenea [05/25/2014]
The Greek Age of Bronze -- Middle Helmets [04/24/2014]
Ancient Palace's Painted Floors Display Bronze-Age Creativity [01/06/2014]
Minoan Frescoes at Tel Kabri: Aegean Art in Bronze Age Israel [07/21/2013]
Spat between Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin over German treasure [06/21/2013]
Incredible, Epic Genes: Dating The Iliad [03/01/2013]
Bust of Memnon: Images of Blacks in Ancient Greece [01/05/2013]
Ancient city of Troy rebranded itself after war [12/24/2012]
Archeologists unearth extraordinary human sculpture in Turkey [ Suppiluliuma ] [07/30/2012]
New Indo-European Language Discovered [06/21/2012]
Rare Cuneiform Script Found on Island of Malta [12/24/2011]
Lost city found in Turkey: It is older than Troy [09/27/2011]
Bulgarian Archaeology Finds Said to Rewrite History of Black Sea Sailing [09/14/2011]
Archaeologists uncover 3,000-year-old lion adorning citadel gate complex in Turkey [08/09/2011]
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The War that Killed Achilles by Caroline Alexander [reviews] [12/23/2010]
Project Troia -- Bronze Age Troy Just Keeps on Growing [10/08/2010]
Two tumuluses found in Turkey's ancient Daskyleion [09/24/2010]
Greek Archaeologists Claim They Discovered Odysseus' Palace [08/25/2010]
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Ancient Greek town from where ships were launched for Troy unearthed [07/16/2010]
Has the Sarcophagus of Paris, Prince of Troy, Been Found? [07/16/2010]
Ancient Chronography, Eratosthenes and the Dating of the Fall of Troy [abstract] [07/14/2010]
Diggers discover Phoenician army complex in Cyprus [ Trojan War connection ] [06/18/2010]
'Palestine existed in Syria, Turkey' [inhabited by Philistines] [05/11/2010]
In the footsteps of the Bronze Men [ the Carians in Egypt ] [04/06/2010]
Could museum's gold be from ancient Troy? [02/02/2010]
Two-and-a-Half Millennia Don't Change Much [01/29/2010]
Excavations in Ancient Tegea [12/04/2009]
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"The Catastrophe" What the End of Bronze-Age Civilization Means for Modern Times [09/28/2009]
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Archaeology meets mythology in Mycenean Pylos (King Nestor) [09/11/2009]
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Phaistos Disk: Greek or Luwian? [06/25/2009]
Ancient Greece's 'global warming' [05/08/2009]
Darwin's illegitimate brainchild [03/25/2009]
Ancient Group Believed Departed Souls Lived in Stone Monuments [11/18/2008]
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Who Were the Hurrians? [06/25/2008]
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Ancient Eclipse Found in "The Odyssey," Scientists Say [06/23/2008]
Ancient Tomb Found On Greek Island [03/05/2008]
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Troy Story [The Straight Dope] [07/18/2007]
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Lessons Of 'The 300' [03/26/2007]
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Drill hole begins Homeric quest [10/11/2006]
Schliemann's search for the 'first city' [09/30/2006]
Greek Archaeologists Confirm Authenticity Of 'Theseus Ring' [08/03/2006]
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An epic battle on Homer's gender [07/02/2006]
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Non-Attic Characters [07/18/2004]
Inscription in Carian and Greek [07/17/2004]
Troy the Movie [05/25/2004]
Victor Davis Hanson: The Ancient Greeks -- Were they like us at all? [05/04/2004]
The Truth About An Epic Tale Of Love, War And Greed (Troy) [03/25/2004]
Etruscan Demons, Monsters Unearthed [11/05/2003]
Geologists investigate Trojan battlefield [02/07/2003]
Geologists Show Homer Got It Right [01/29/2003]
Was Troy a Metropolis? Homer Isn't Talking [10/21/2002]
Dig Unearths Mycenaean 'Homeric Capital' [04/17/2002]
Recent Finds Prove That Homer's Stories Were More Than Myth [02/24/2002]
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I wasn’t yet a teenager when I saw the Kirk Douglas version on television.

I still remember Kirk throwing that axe.

I read Homer in a college lit class, I think it was the Richard Lattimore translation.

I certainly don’t remember the movie well enough to know how closely it stuck to the text.

I suspect it was commercial fare as “swords and sandals” was big in the fifties and early sixties with those Steve Reeves Hercules movies.

Skipped that one

Wise Move.