Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing
Babylon Bee ^ | 12-21-24 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/21/2024 2:03:42 PM PST by dynachrome

PRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have suddenly gone missing.

Goats, sheep, two donkeys and a camel are among the missing, last seen on the lawn in front of First Baptist Church of Springfield.

"How do a dozen animals all walk off from their pens at the same time?" said local man Thomas Masterson. "It just seems so unlikely. I hate to suspect foul play, but there was a little guard dog out there and he's gone too. This can't be good."

The church had advertised the live nativity in the local paper, letting the town know that this year's event would have more live animals than ever. "In retrospect, that may have been a mistake to advertise the location of a bunch of live animals," said local woman Stephanie Denison. "It was like they were printing a menu. Still... a camel? What do you even do with a camel?"

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; haitians; nativity; satire; springfield
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-45 last
To: stars & stripes forever
WHOLE STUFFED CAMEL

Eid al Fitr feast. 😆

41 posted on 12/21/2024 9:01:55 PM PST by Allegra (Less finger-wagging would be appreciated. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome
"All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing"


42 posted on 12/21/2024 10:34:05 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Allegra

That’s awesome! 🤣🤣


43 posted on 12/21/2024 10:44:54 PM PST by Right Brother
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: gitmo
Little Debbie, Little Debbie!
I'm a-comin' on home, baby, 'cause you make me wanna walk
Like a camel (a-hoo!)

https://youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?si=gmDSchb6nh1kzEvF

44 posted on 12/22/2024 1:10:52 AM PST by ponygirl (Stay gold.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

Yep. The Haitians did it.


45 posted on 12/22/2024 6:04:48 AM PST by SharpRightTurn (“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-45 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson