elixer of life
This will do in a pinch.
I went to a tailgate party a few years ago, and there were probably about 40 people there. They had the song linked above blaring, and a guy was going around with a bottle of the liquor, filling up shot glasses for people! Somebody had even given this guy a holster for the bottle, so he walked around with the bottle on his hip… :-)
Of course, the song is a complete earworm once you hear it!.
Fireball should put her in their next commercial, consoling the fat dude who had to shave his eyebrows. I think that would be a hoot!
Good for her.
Cheers to you, Fireball Flo.
4 shots might be her limit,,,lol
Speaking of “fireball whiskey”....
The story goes that a seasoned citizen finally passed away at the ripe old age of 115, but before he died, he was asked about the secret of his longevity. He confided that he started out every morning with a shot of whiskey laced with a tablespoon of gunpowder.
His obituary following his cremation included “... he left behind his 4th wife, 3 sons and 2 daughters, 25 grandkids, and numerous great and great-great grandkids, also a 20-foot crater at the crematorium.
If I had to guess, it had more to do with genes.
Fireball whiskey is very popular with New Mexico alcoholics.
Plastic fireball bottles litter parks and parking lots frequented by the homeless.
Fireball Flo! lol!!
I remember she got into trouble for making racist statements about the Bengals when she owned the team.
Reminds me of the joke about the two girls shopping for scented candles and the blonde one sniffs a candle and declares “This one smells like Fireball”. Her friend says “honey, us non-alcoholics call that cinnamon”... ha ha ha.
I love that stuff! But I don’t drink it enough. Just once in a while.
Fireball is pretty tasty. 😏
I’ve never tried the stuff, and now I’m curious. Mostly bourbon for me. Always said, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”.