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Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians
The Babylon Bee ^ | December 11, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/14/2024 12:46:48 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

U.S. — WNBA player Caitlin Clark explained in an interview with TIME that she has been the beneficiary of white privilege, which strangely feels a lot like getting the crap kicked out of her by giant black lesbians.

Though she admitted that "white privilege" was a bit of a nebulous term, Clark explained that she seemed to most often experience it as getting punched in the face or elbowed in the stomach.

"The fact is, I clearly have experienced white privilege. No one else gets beat up routinely on national television by enormous black lesbians," explained Clark. "That's obviously a privilege that I have, being white. I recognize that this league was built by these gargantuan lesbians, and we must honor all the work they do punching me because of my skin color."

Though sociologists stated that white privilege could manifest in many forms, they agreed that sometimes it does feel like getting shoved to the floor on a basketball court. "It feels different to different people," explain sociology professor Dr. Ray Adams. "For some, it may be that you do not have to worry about security at a store eyeing you suspiciously. For some, it's being wrestled to the ground and having your eyes poked by a 200-pound black lesbian. It's highly variable."

At publishing time, the WNBA had reported excellent progress in its ten-step plan to becoming irrelevant again.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: blacklesbians; caitlinclark; satire; truetruetruetruetrue; whiteprivilege
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

😂😂🤣🤣


21 posted on 12/14/2024 4:39:45 PM PST by Allegra (Deplorable garbage)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Maybe Vet was referring to the actual comments she made in the article that this satire is based on. In that Time article she definitely sounds like an idiot spewing out that woke white privilege BS.


22 posted on 12/14/2024 4:53:56 PM PST by Codeflier (Don't worry....be happy)
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To: dennisw

Seriously, I think CC is doing her best not to get killed by lesbians of colour. It’s like putting a BLM sign on your business door so it doesn’t get burned down.


23 posted on 12/14/2024 6:55:43 PM PST by JusPasenThru (We are Free to be Americans Again.)
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To: JusPasenThru

You are correct! Caitlin Clark is trying to humor this mean, malicious menagerie. So as not get clothes lined, put out of action for weeks or a ladies pro B-Ball season.


24 posted on 12/15/2024 1:33:13 AM PST by dennisw
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To: Thommas

B1G is the place to watch WBK. That UConn vs ND was a great game!
Forget the WNBA
“The problem with the WNBA is that the old guard are demanding respect and acknowledgment that they feel they should have. And they are demanding it from a generation that didn’t see them play. The people of their generation didn’t care for them. They didn’t want to lol watch them. So now that they see this new guard being praised they feel disrespected. They are blinded by their ego. And there’s where the jealousy and resentment comes from. But these are not their fans. These are this new generation fans. These new players look up to them. Idolize them. Want to learn from them and be mentored by them. So if the old guard want to be praised by these “new fans” they have to embrace these new players and their fans will notice that and start to give them their flowers as well. Cause let’s be honest. Before the new fans came , you couldn’t really talk about a fan base for the WNBA matches weren’t sold out. Merchandise wasn’t sold out. Media wasn’t talking about them. So stop being jealous and ride that wave.”
The above quote requires maturity


25 posted on 12/15/2024 6:40:36 AM PST by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodness)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

She needs to read up on Larry Bird. He was as white as snow and a slow white boy who talked more sh*t to other players, most of them black, than probably any other player. It made no difference who they were or their color. He would say “I’m going dog your ass the whole game and make you look like an idiot and there’s not a thing you can do about it. You can’t guard me so don’t even try.”
He did this every game. He delighted in showing up the best players on a team. Bird never kissed anybody’s ass to try and make them feel better. He was respected for being able to back up what he said. Jordan was also a smack talker but has admitted Bird was better at it. Charles Barkley wanted no part of trying to guard him.


26 posted on 12/16/2024 10:53:44 AM PST by NKP_Vet (Catholic-lite Equals Catholic ZERO)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

and in other news, Angel Reese thinks SHE should be named player of the year.


27 posted on 12/16/2024 10:55:33 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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