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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: ArGee
The neighbor is excavating in his back yard. I think he might be doing some terracing.

Bodies.

7,401 posted on 04/10/2026 6:39:36 AM PDT by null and void (Limited information leads to unlimited speculation.)
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To: zzeeman

w00t!


7,402 posted on 04/10/2026 7:12:40 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse
We’re gonna party anyway. :-)

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7,403 posted on 04/10/2026 7:13:19 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; zzeeman

So true. If more people were good at it, everyone would find it easier ... sort of like driving.

My wisteria is blooming. I pulled out dead branches yesterday; there are always some. It’s got poison ivy growing at the base. I’ll clear it out when it’s finished blooming.


7,404 posted on 04/10/2026 7:46:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Unfortunately we seem to be moving in the wrong direction, people are getting worse at it.

Young ArGee had a friend who couldn’t understand why her boss yelled at her for not being able to make it to work on time for a 10am meeting.


7,405 posted on 04/10/2026 7:53:53 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Good gravy. At least James goes to work on time. Even Patrick manages, and he’s a kookydoodle.


7,406 posted on 04/10/2026 8:01:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

The friend just didn’t understand why it was so important.


7,407 posted on 04/10/2026 12:09:55 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Thanks! Sort of stumbled into that one...


7,408 posted on 04/10/2026 2:51:42 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

Very true... on both counts... sigh

Our Wisteria has been blooming for a bit... too bad they don’t last...


7,409 posted on 04/10/2026 2:53:23 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman; nclaurel; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

7,410 posted on 04/11/2026 3:02:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; All

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7,411 posted on 04/11/2026 5:30:30 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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7,412 posted on 04/12/2026 2:51:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy...
7,413 posted on 04/12/2026 5:23:46 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick
Now there is a happy kittah.

Ours have been suffering as it is raining today. Not a sunbeam to be found.

7,414 posted on 04/12/2026 10:19:05 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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To: Tax-chick

Is that a dogwood?


7,415 posted on 04/12/2026 12:40:18 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (...if my people, who are called by my name...)
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To: OwenKellogg

No, the bark is wrong. I don’t know what it is.


7,416 posted on 04/12/2026 12:54:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Looks like apple blossoms.


7,417 posted on 04/12/2026 2:14:15 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Thanks! There are crabapples hereabouts, but I haven’t been close to the flowers recently.


7,418 posted on 04/12/2026 2:28:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: zzeeman

Apparently my sending of Wordles to myself failed yesterday. I got it in 4, making 2 runs. That gives me 16 for the Over.

I hope you got your rain.


7,419 posted on 04/12/2026 5:56:28 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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7,420 posted on 04/13/2026 2:14:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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