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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: ArGee

Congratulations on the Wordle. And good luck with the basement. Windy here, too, although the rain is gone for now.


6,041 posted on 12/19/2025 5:03:49 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: ArGee

Same Wordle progression here...

Wordle 1,644 3/6

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I thought today was going to just be another boring Friday scraping the bottom of the barrel for work... Nope. Got a client that moved locations without telling us, so now we need to jump through hoops to get them back up and running by Monday.

With zero new location info other than the street address.
No network
No phones
No security system/building control info

Oh boy...


6,042 posted on 12/19/2025 6:08:12 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Sounds like fun!

“Uh, you don’t have any alarm system for break-ins. I can hire Bubba and his boys to stand guard all night.”


6,043 posted on 12/19/2025 6:29:15 AM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; zzeeman; null and void; no-to-illegals
This one really cracked me up.


6,044 posted on 12/19/2025 6:31:17 AM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

That’s very amusing. (We just have a gas log, though.)


6,045 posted on 12/19/2025 8:52:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: ArGee; All

Good Friday Evening!

I left before dawn to take Arthur to get his neutering done today... what a treat for both of us... him more than I!

After dropping him off at the vets, I did a bunch of shopping and soon after I got home and unloaded everything, they called to say that I could pick him up... another hour plus each way and we made it back... I immediately took a long nap!

Then sat and struggled to formulate a row 3 guess... I believe that there was only one word that fit at that point...

Wordle 1,644 3/6*

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6,046 posted on 12/19/2025 2:41:06 PM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

🧐


6,047 posted on 12/19/2025 2:41:56 PM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

The standard response to that is: that’s why they pay you the big bucks!


6,048 posted on 12/19/2025 4:08:04 PM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman; ArGee

Turned into an OK day after all.

Low volt tech’s were still pulling and testing cable. I worked around them to get the network racked and powered up. Managed to brow beat enough people to get someone to call their Comcast rep and get me the new IP info I needed for the firewall.

Not as bad as it could have been.


6,049 posted on 12/19/2025 5:52:23 PM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ArGee

What a great tip. Though watch out for DSS (department of social services).


6,050 posted on 12/20/2025 1:38:00 AM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: HKMk23

Merry Christmas. May Your New Year be the best ever for You and Yours!!!


6,051 posted on 12/20/2025 1:51:43 AM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Tax-chick; nclaurel; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ..

6,052 posted on 12/20/2025 4:38:47 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Dead Corpse

That’s great, wonderful when a plan comes together!!


6,053 posted on 12/20/2025 6:39:30 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

Exactly what I have seen... rush across the tiles to make sure to hit the carpet... sigh...


6,054 posted on 12/20/2025 6:40:55 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman; Tax-chick
Yours do that too?

We got rid of all carpet, hardwood and tile only and they still throw up on the rugs.

6,055 posted on 12/20/2025 8:20:31 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Used too, very consistently! Been without a cat in the house for several years now....


6,056 posted on 12/20/2025 9:42:59 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

to*


6,057 posted on 12/20/2025 9:43:34 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman
Or, you are able to work efficiently despite there not being anything resembling a plan...
6,058 posted on 12/20/2025 10:34:20 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ha, I can relate to that!


6,059 posted on 12/20/2025 11:18:27 AM PST by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It’s a cat standard behavior. I don’t know how they managed to evolve it in the state of nature with no carpets.


6,060 posted on 12/20/2025 12:08:13 PM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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