From here forward I'm known as "Aunt Morgana"
Posted on 11/09/2024 3:21:04 PM PST by Navy Patriot
Ladies of the United States, this is a friendly reminder to please check your mailbox as your mandatory Handmaid's Tale outfit should be arriving today.
As you may know, women must wear the outfit every day starting the moment Trump is sworn in, and the government is taking precautions to ensure every woman has an outfit that fits. Just like from 2016 to 2020, women are once again property and may only serve as baby-making factories. The outfit is a necessary reminder of women losing all of their rights when Trump again returns to power.
Yes, Trump has won, and the dark days are near. Please, be sure you wear your outfit to school events, the grocery store, church (Unitarian, of course), your next doctor's appointment, and to get the mail when you are retrieving backup Handmaid's Tale outfits. If you see a gun, remember to bow to it, as it now has more rights than you. It's not a legal requirement per se, but it is a nice sign of respect.
Thanks for your understanding.
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Yes, but it’s the visor in the cloak’s hood that makes the whole thing work
searched and searched for the complete ensemble but couldn’t find one at a reasonable price because, you know, frugal. told wifey to make one and even though she didn’t know how to sew she learned with little demand. looks PERFECT on her! a very happy hubby am I. can’t say what she wanted in return because even though I wear the pants in this household....still need her permission to say so.
Very fitting for the democrat females denouncing sex and vowing to never submit to lust and fun with boys.
Dear Penthouse:
A woman in my neighborhood, OK? Very attractive, but she had a Harris-Walz sign in her yard.
Thinking of knocking on the door, asking her to serve as Oftumblindice.
Assuming Mrs. tumblindice does not object, and that might be the rub.
Could this be trouble? What do?
Signed,
Purplexed & het up
With a complimentary coat hanger.
If I was in charge, I’d make the sexiest outfits free or at least tax deductable or give vouchers or something :)
Actually, Trump was president from 2017 to 2021 (as he served from Inauguration Day, not from Election Day).
Yup. Otherwise it's just a red robe and people might mistake you for the Pope or something.
From here forward I'm known as "Aunt Morgana"
lol...
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