[bitt]

let the Uranus jokes begin!

[dfwgator]

You mean home to Klingons.

[Wuli]

May, might, could, maybe, maybe, maybe!!!!!

[jeffc]

Very cold aliens.

I guess they won't be coming to Florida...

[Red Badger]

There is no life around Uranus...................

[cgbg]

The pervert scientists are at it again...

Lol.

[null and void]

Could this be why the aliens are so fixated on probing Earthlings?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

a moon orbiting the sophomoric-sounding planet

I object to that characterization!

[philman_36]

Science Fiction Protocol

You can't use the same planetoid theme twice.

[Nateman]

That moon looked like a bunch of rocks that all rejoined together
Strange that any water exists.

[StAnDeliver]

Panspermia on Uranus moon.

The jokes just write themselves.

[rdl6989]

I have my popcorn at the ready!

[Candor7]

We have located the Mother Hive!

Redolent with fuel source flatulent emissions near Uranus!

[Henchster]

If they arrive in the U.S. without proper documentation, they’ll be illegal alien azzhos.

[Salman]

Executive summary: No alien life detected, but enough resources to support life in case it ever shows up.

[central_va]

Uranus is stupid. It hangs out with a couple of nuts.

[ro_dreaming]

and yet, a human baby with a heartbeat on Earth is just ‘a clump of cells’ and worthy of being murdered.

If there is life on this moon Miranda, we’ll send it US tax money, for sure.

[citizen]

Publicizing water on the moon Miranda is a worthy topic.

Tying it to aliens is just dumb but intentional click bait.

[norsky]

I find it more than curious that this discovery of Uranus, the black hole and Kamala running for president...not an accident

[Dahoser]

Alien life accustomed to immensely cold temps.