Posted on 10/24/2024 7:56:11 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — In response to yet another Democrat shooting someone, gun owners across the country have begun to call for common-sense Democrat control.
"Look, we believe in the second amendment -- but keeping guns away from these idiots is just common sense," said local gun owner Stanley Hartfield. "How many people do Democrats have to shoot before we take action?"
Gun owners across the nation were appalled at the photographs from the scene of the latest incident, lambasting the dangers of letting Democrats near guns. "It's like giving a big, very dumb baby a rifle," said Hartfield. "I take that back. Unlike these bozos, a baby wouldn't put tannerite explosives on the table in front of them, right in the shrapnel zone where it could ignite and kill everyone. Look, you won't find anyone more pro-gun than me, but this is like giving a drunk puppy a hand grenade."
Gun ranges across the country have begun taking matters into their own hands, requiring all customers show proof of not being Democrat. "It pains me to do it, but I also don't want everyone to die," explained gun range owner Bill Timpson. "These Democrats come in here firing high-powered rifles, using a scope, at steel targets 13 feet away. You are absolutely guaranteed to get high-speed ricochet injuring or killing someone. I can't fix stupid."
At publishing time, gun owners made clear that Adam Kinzinger can never be allowed to touch a firearm no matter what party he says he belongs to.
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LOL!
This was good.
And in reference to the actual event, I’m inclined to believe the targets were in the neighborhood of 20 - 30 feet away. It would have been purposely done for the cameras to get a good easily visible shot of everything in one frame. It was a photo-op loaded to the gills with lots of weapons and the tannerite.
No one in their right mind would have had this type of an unsafe setup for regular target practice. But we are talking about journalists and democrats here. So the Bee is right, democrats should be kept away from guns.
“Common sense” is not enough - also needs to be “fair,” “just” and “reasonable.”
Common-Sense Democrat Control = Oxymoron
Hasn’t happened yet wouldn’t ever count on it their #1 rule control everything.
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