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Gun Owners Call For Common-Sense Democrat Control
The Bee ^ | October 24, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 10/24/2024 7:56:11 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

U.S. — In response to yet another Democrat shooting someone, gun owners across the country have begun to call for common-sense Democrat control.

"Look, we believe in the second amendment -- but keeping guns away from these idiots is just common sense," said local gun owner Stanley Hartfield. "How many people do Democrats have to shoot before we take action?"

Gun owners across the nation were appalled at the photographs from the scene of the latest incident, lambasting the dangers of letting Democrats near guns. "It's like giving a big, very dumb baby a rifle," said Hartfield. "I take that back. Unlike these bozos, a baby wouldn't put tannerite explosives on the table in front of them, right in the shrapnel zone where it could ignite and kill everyone. Look, you won't find anyone more pro-gun than me, but this is like giving a drunk puppy a hand grenade."

Gun ranges across the country have begun taking matters into their own hands, requiring all customers show proof of not being Democrat. "It pains me to do it, but I also don't want everyone to die," explained gun range owner Bill Timpson. "These Democrats come in here firing high-powered rifles, using a scope, at steel targets 13 feet away. You are absolutely guaranteed to get high-speed ricochet injuring or killing someone. I can't fix stupid."

At publishing time, gun owners made clear that Adam Kinzinger can never be allowed to touch a firearm no matter what party he says he belongs to.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 10/24/2024 7:56:11 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL!


2 posted on 10/24/2024 8:09:33 AM PDT by Engraved-on-His-hands
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To: Navy Patriot
Dick Cheney supports Lucas Kunce, saying "Give him a shot."



3 posted on 10/24/2024 8:10:48 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Navy Patriot

This was good.

And in reference to the actual event, I’m inclined to believe the targets were in the neighborhood of 20 - 30 feet away. It would have been purposely done for the cameras to get a good easily visible shot of everything in one frame. It was a photo-op loaded to the gills with lots of weapons and the tannerite.

No one in their right mind would have had this type of an unsafe setup for regular target practice. But we are talking about journalists and democrats here. So the Bee is right, democrats should be kept away from guns.


4 posted on 10/24/2024 8:30:27 AM PDT by redfreedom (May God save us from what the Democrats do in the name of good.)
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To: Navy Patriot; marktwain
"It's like giving a big, very dumb baby a rifle," said Hartfield. "I take that back. Unlike these bozos, a baby wouldn't put tannerite explosives on the table in front of them, right in the shrapnel zone where it could ignite and kill everyone.

Wasn't surprised Adam Kinzinger was involved in this - and not surprised a liberal reporter didn't show outrage after being hit with shrapnel.

Maybe Democrats AND members of the 'press' should be kept away from guns. Well, not really but they should take lessons in using guns and setting up shooting ranges. AND lessons in not lying to their gullible base about how 'manly' they are...

5 posted on 10/24/2024 9:06:30 AM PDT by GOPJ (Democrat voter fraud votes the people who don't show up to vote. Everything else is red herring...)
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To: Navy Patriot

“Common sense” is not enough - also needs to be “fair,” “just” and “reasonable.”


6 posted on 10/24/2024 9:51:27 AM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Common-Sense Democrat Control = Oxymoron

Hasn’t happened yet wouldn’t ever count on it their #1 rule control everything.


7 posted on 10/24/2024 12:12:26 PM PDT by Vaduz
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