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Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot
The Babylon Bee ^ | Oct 23, 2024

Posted on 10/23/2024 5:43:37 PM PDT by McGruff

Democrats have warned that if elected a second time, Donald Trump will be an evil dictator just like Adolf Hitler. When asked why Trump didn't become Hitler during his first term, Democrats explained that he simply forgot.

"Trump meant to be Hitler, but he forgot," explained Vice President Harris in a press conference at the White House. "Being Hitler just totally slipped his mind. Make no mistake, if Trump is elected again, he absolutely plans to turn into Hitler and probably will write himself a reminder this time."

According to retired General John Kelly, former President Trump often talked about how he kept meaning to find time to be Hitler, but he kept getting distracted by other things. "On several occasions, Trump told me word for word, 'This is it. This is the week I'm going to go be Hitler.' But then, Trump would get started doing something like handing out candy to Minions and he would completely forget," explained Kelly. "This time he has written himself lots of notes telling himself to not forget to turn into literal Hitler. It's terrifying."

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TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 10/23/2024 5:43:37 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

She looks like she’s having a bad experience.


2 posted on 10/23/2024 5:45:33 PM PDT by AceMineral (One day men will beg for chains.)
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To: McGruff

Whoz zat? Toekeeoh Rose?


3 posted on 10/23/2024 5:46:00 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I've come to the conclusion that the world is made up of millions of Three Stooges comedians.)
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To: AceMineral

That’s a new way of describing it.


4 posted on 10/23/2024 5:52:03 PM PDT by OKSooner ("As I was saying..." - POTUSDJT, 10-6-24, Butler, Pennsylvania)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Yes, it sure does seem that way.


5 posted on 10/23/2024 6:01:25 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: McGruff

Chancellor Adolpha Hitler of the German Democrat party announced the final solution regarding the issue of reproductive freedom, in which abortion of the life of all Jews for whatever reason will be paid for under the universal health care program. Crowds chanting, “My country, my choice” supported the measure.


6 posted on 10/23/2024 6:10:56 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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To: McGruff

I read an article today by some leftist being completely serious how Trump is like Hitler. I wrote to him, “Do you guys ever give up or is being pathetic part of your nature?”

Yeah, here it is....and look at the author: Steven Rosenfeld, Jewish.

https://www.commondreams.org/views/2019/08/09/leading-civil-rights-lawyer-shows-20-ways-trump-copying-hitlers-early-rhetoric-and


7 posted on 10/23/2024 6:10:57 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: AceMineral

They are trying to get President Trump off message. They’re baiting him. He needs to stay on message. Talk about unifying this country and ending hatred and against those that promote hatred. Don’t take the bait President Trump.


8 posted on 10/23/2024 6:32:02 PM PDT by MagillaX
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To: McGruff

If he was going to do any Hitlery stuff, he’d have already done it.


9 posted on 10/23/2024 6:40:59 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: McGruff

If they really thought Trump would get all Hitlery, they wouldn’t be running their mouths.


10 posted on 10/23/2024 6:44:23 PM PDT by Flag_This (They're lying.)
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To: McGruff

Liberals love labeling people, separating people into groups, and getting people to turn on their neighbors, which is exactly what the Nazis of the Third Reich did.


11 posted on 10/23/2024 7:20:07 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: McGruff

https://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/hello.wav


12 posted on 10/23/2024 7:24:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: McGruff

Well, it is the sort of thing that could slip a feller’s mind. Like you get involved in a TikTok video or a new OnlyFans page and pretty soon it’s bedtime and you slap your forehead and say, “Oh, man, I wuz gonna be Hitler today but I forgot.” I leave myself sticky notes when this happens.


13 posted on 10/23/2024 7:27:59 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: bigbob

So true... our BS media cannot bring themselves to articulate that


14 posted on 10/24/2024 5:16:16 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: AceMineral

Nose candy wearing off she did have to take 2 days off to rest up.


15 posted on 10/24/2024 7:30:14 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Billthedrill

Probably would have better memory if Elon Hadn’t kept his only copy of Mein Kampf so long.


16 posted on 10/24/2024 2:12:41 PM PDT by BrandtMichaels ( 1st Peter 4:8 "Above all, love each other deeply because love covers a multitude of sins." )
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To: McGruff

The communists have always accused their detractors of being faschists. Communism along with their puppet Kamala must be defeated.


17 posted on 10/24/2024 2:17:07 PM PDT by kenmcg (ti hi o)
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