Posted on 10/09/2024 11:14:59 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, DC — Kamala revealed a new strategy to combat the devastation of Hurricane Milton by simply saying "Don't" to the massive storm system with 150mph winds.
"Don't, Milton. Just don't," Kamala told the hurricane. "You've been warned, Milton!"
The Vice President's message to Hurricane Milton was reportedly met with gale-force winds, flash flooding, and flying debris. Despite Harris's bold words, Milton somehow continued inland undeterred. Meteorologists praised Harris for her decisive action, but said they worried her tactics may not defeat the hurricane.
"The Vice President is a great leader, and we appreciate all she's done to mitigate the risks of Milton. Unfortunately, the hurricane seems to be unfazed by her stark warning," said meteorologist Peter Wilkes commented. "We are all shocked by the storm's complete and utter disregard for the Vice President's stern words."
As of publishing time, Milton continued towards land despite Kamala telling it she was a strong black woman born in a middle-class neighborhood.
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“Don’t, Milton. Just don’t,” Kamala told the hurricane. “You’ve been warned, Milton!”
“Don’t, Milton. Just don’t,” Kamala told the hurricane. “You’ve been warned, Milton!”
I was just watching the Weather Channel, and you guessed it she was on talking about the hurricane and what people in it should do. We were all so busy shouting at the tv that I didn’t hear much of what she said except one bit where she said don’t let people scare you.
Now, the turning back of a hurricane by Queen.... Kamala.
I guess nobody ever thought of yelling at the storm before.
Genesis - Can Utility And The Coastliners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfBKr73_xPE
Hurricane Harris destroys everything
Biden tried it with Putin, it didn't work.
OMG....I act actually believed she said this ( that is how bad she is). Then I checked the source .
Well of course she can do it. The jackasses blamed President Bush for Katrina, so they obviously believe Presidents can control hurricanes. All Kamala has to do is to tell Milton to stop. No means no!
Love it
“Don’t, [sniff] Milton. [sniff] Just don’t,” [sniff] Kamala told the hurricane. “You’ve been warned, Milton!” [sniff] [hiccup]
FEMA sending 100,000 surge protectors to Sarasota
Just plug them in and everything should be fine....as long as the power stays on.
She could go to FL and talk it to death.
The Picard Maneuver: “Surrender or I will talk at you again”
IT must be a blast to work at the BEE.
Stop. Don’t touch me there.
That’s my no no square.
So funny!
Your comment is Nicely Done, Milton won't dare surge now!
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