Posted on 10/03/2024 2:05:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
ASHEVILLE, NC — Official sources within the Federal Emergency Management Agency were disappointed to inform victims of Hurricane Helene that the government agency was unable to offer them any taxpayer funding, as it had spent it all on a PowerPoint presentation about racial equity.
According to FEMA spokesperson Gayle Kane, the agency would have loved to help out North Carolina residents affected by the storm but was simply unable to do so as it had blown the remainder of its budget having an intern with purple hair put together the presentation.
"To the people of North Carolina — we see you and we stand with you," Kane said. "Believe me, no one would love to help you more than I would... but unfortunately... we maybe kinda spent it on a racial equity slideshow. It's really amazing, though. Maybe if you stop by the office sometime I can give you a sneak peek at it — just a couple of slides, though. Sorry about the storm and all, but racial inequality in the middle management of government bureaucracy needs to be addressed."
As the toll of death and destruction from the hurricane continued to mount, Kane confirmed that she was at least comforted by the fact that government agencies would be better equipped to combat prejudice in the workplace.
At publishing time, FEMA was seen stopping people from bringing aid to Hurricane Helene victims unless their supplies were responsibly sourced from minority-owned businesses.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Does anyone else remember when the Bee was actually charming and funny? A lot of their posts are just hitting far too close to home in my humble opinion.
Could I be wrong?
I don’t think the Bee can do satire anymore.
Yeah, the Bee and our very own John Semmens are getting much to close to reality.
Posted on Truth Social
https://1a-1791.com/video/s8/2/K/r/g/W/KrgWt.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf
🇺🇸👨🌾🇺🇸 US ARMY DROPS LANDS IN FARMERS FIELD TO DROP SUPPLIES FOR FLOOD VICTIMS 🇺🇸👨🌾🇺🇸
Finally!!
PTL!
It’s tough for flood victims to read Powerpoint presentations without electricity. Maybe FEMA could spend a few million on card decks to parachute in to the isolated survivors. And maybe airplanes towing banners with slogans on them like “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion for all!” They’ll love it.
File Under ‘You Just Can’t Make This Up”
Thanks for the info, Red, good to see you again!!
My local ConservaBabe reported this afternoon that FEMA is BROKE because they drained its coffers using ONE BILLION DOLLARS to house, feed and clothe the unwashed hordes of illegals that have been allowed in...
The Babe is correct, FEMA squandered so much emergency funds on Criminal Illegal Aliens that they cannot respond to the Appalachian Hurricane National Emergency.
Vicki McKenna is usually a straight shooter; was wondering if anyone else had heard that elsewhere. Thanks. :)
Death before Powerpoint!
All is not right at FEMA. Their work from home (tele-commute) has met its first test with the FEMA requirements outside their DC headquarters. FEMA Director Criswell has addressed the deficiency by setting up toll free numbers and a special web site for victims to beg for help. Criswell noted that all FEMA facilities would be Trans friendly, Woke compliant, and tampons would be available for all 57 genders.
Great video!
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