[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I have learned that you should \never\ use your left hand to touch a Muzzie.
The Quran forbids it as it also instructs the Muzzie to clean their bottom after defecating with ONLY their left hand.

So, my BaconBits are in my right hand pocket.

[OldWarBaby]

Not just touch a muzzard. Don’t even use your left hand to wave at one. And I’ve never figgered out how they eat at a restaurant? How many one-handed cooks can there be? And watching one do a “manual-of-arms” is even funnier: “left shoulder-—whoops”.

[sweetiepiezer]

Chobani yogurt is owned by a Muslim immigrant and he only hires Muslim immigrants.

Hamdi Ulukaya emigrated from Turkey to the U.S. in 1994. Now he is the billionaire behind America’s bestselling Greek yogurt, Chobani. But the immigrant living the American dream has been harshly criticized for sharing a little of that dream with refugees by hiring them to work in his yogurt plants.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chobani-founder-stands-by-hiring-refugees/

[AFB-XYZ]

The Quran forbids it as it also instructs the Muzzie to clean their bottom after defecating with ONLY their left hand.

Yes, but wouldn't it be poetically delicious to tell the Mohammedans (AFTER shaking his hand) that your left hand was injured & partly non-functional, thus requiring you to use the right hand for ALL tasks, including the one mentioned above?

But, the BaconBits are a masterful and very efficient touch. :-)