[AFB-XYZ]

The Quran forbids it as it also instructs the Muzzie to clean their bottom after defecating with ONLY their left hand.

Yes, but wouldn't it be poetically delicious to tell the Mohammedans (AFTER shaking his hand) that your left hand was injured & partly non-functional, thus requiring you to use the right hand for ALL tasks, including the one mentioned above?

But, the BaconBits are a masterful and very efficient touch. :-)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I asked Lurlene (Mrs. Yokel) to stop in at the store and pick up a box of allahoos for me.
I’d eaten them all during the tournament.
Lurlene looks at me all puzzled-like and asks, “What are allahoos?”
I says, “You know...snack-bars.”
Had to wait for it but it finally sunk-in.

I laughed.
She was disgusted.
Life goes on.