[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I asked Lurlene (Mrs. Yokel) to stop in at the store and pick up a box of allahoos for me.
I’d eaten them all during the tournament.
Lurlene looks at me all puzzled-like and asks, “What are allahoos?”
I says, “You know...snack-bars.”
Had to wait for it but it finally sunk-in.

I laughed.
She was disgusted.
Life goes on.

[AFB-XYZ]

Lurlene is a gem, an absolute gem. :-)