Posted on 09/16/2024 11:24:37 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Americans across the country breathed a sigh of relief this morning following breaking news that Vice President Kamala Harris had survived an attempted interview.
The incident took place late yesterday afternoon during a campaign stop in Pennsylvania when a rogue reporter reportedly approached the vice president and fired off several questions before being tackled to the ground and subdued by Secret Service agents. Harris was quickly evacuated from the area and taken to a secure location.
"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."
The FBI arrived at the scene shortly thereafter and discovered that the would-be interviewer was in possession of several notepads, pens, a cellphone, and a camera authorities believed was intended to capture the event for a livestream or video. "Isn't that sick?" said a campaign insider. "This nutjob had this all planned out. He was coming out here for the specific purpose of interviewing Kamala Harris — and he was trying to record himself doing it. This is the type of America we can expect under Donald Trump."
At publishing time, the Secret Service had advised the Harris campaign that it would be best for the Vice President to avoid all public appearances from now through election day.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/15/harris-statement-trump-assassination-attempt-00179270
Trump is ‘deeply disturbed’ by possible interview attempt: ‘I condemn political violence’
LOL, the dancing circus bear earns this one for sure.
True, the Marxist Democrats and MSM have been cooperative.
I agree.
Yes, because her head was up her ...
No ears were injured.
Big time. I check the Bee every morning now.
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The Secret Service tackled the reporter? Instead of the other media?
is everyone else safe? being just a hair’s breadth away from a salad toss would be traumatic for even a kammylover. these folks need to carry the industrial size and strength of salad dressing for any and every “word salad” harris occasion. just in case dontchaknow. the warning of the day...Beware the salad spewer with her larger than Gallagher radius of splatter.
Home Run title!!!
The Bee should be a news channel it has more truth and facts how actual events are happening.
Hat Tip
Perfect headline.
Headline hilarity.👻
“”So, I take it the questions missed her head by a mile?””
A direct hit (of a question), or missed by a mile, wouldn’t the result be exactly the same? If the question managed to directly encounter Que Mala, the resulting word salad would simply be more extensive, more repetitive.
was a donor brain on hand just in case?
“Between The Bee and SEC Shorts, they are the only things helping me to keep my sanity.”
I know what you mean. It’s like living in an insane asylum with inmates in full control.
No brain cells were injured. Carry on with your Monday afternoon.
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