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DNC Dyes Chicago River Red To Celebrate Abortion
BabylonBee ^ | Aug 19, 2024 | BabylonBee

Posted on 08/21/2024 3:54:15 PM PDT by Retain Mike

CHICAGO, IL — As top Democratic political leaders and influencers gathered in the Windy City for the week, the Democratic National Convention dyed the Chicago River red to celebrate abortion.

The decision was made to make the river blood-colored for the party's convention as a striking visual to emphasize the Democrats' unending commitment to slaughtering defenseless babies in as large of quantities as possible.

"Turning the Chicago River blood-red is the perfect way to celebrate our party's national convention and remind everyone just how excited we get about killing babies," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We're just bummed we couldn't use actual baby blood. Keep killin' those babies, folks!"

In addition to administering free vasectomies and abortions as part of the convention's festivities, Democrats confirmed that each night of the convention would begin with a ceremonial child sacrifice ritual. "It's important to maintain the deeply spiritual aspect," Harrison said. "Abortion forms the bedrock of what we are as a political party, so it only makes sense to showcase our celebration of killing babies in any way we can."

Officials said the red Chicago river would not only show the party's enthusiasm for baby murder but also serve as a visual preview of the tidal wave of communism the party would seek to usher in if Kamala Harris is elected. "We're all about the red," Harrison said. "The blood of innocent children… unbridled communism… bring on the red!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; babylonbee; chicago; dnc
This Babylon Bee article probably takes its initial inspiration from The Fugitive where one US Marshal asks another, “If they can dye the river green one day a year, why can’t they dye it blue the rest of the year?”. Of course, such an initiative would be reserved for special occasions. The text does seem a bit harsh, but other inspirations would come from news such as H.R. 26: Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act and Baby Harriet’s body was found in medical waste. Police deny there was any wrongdoing.

By a 220-210 margin, the House of Representatives on passed the Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act, with only one Democrat voting in favor. So, with only one exception these legislators establish a line for defense of abortion within their Democrat Party that includes those born alive despite attempted abortion.

According to the logic for voting against this bill, an infant breathing air on its own is not a human person. Medical personnel are not only not derelict in failing to provide care, but instead must murder the baby. For Democrats abortion then becomes an unbounded sacrament.Now read the bill and see if that is not the most reasonable interpretation.

H.R. 26: Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/118/hr26/text?adlt=strict&toWww=1&redig=CC7BEBFFF32F48ADB9D0825ACEB90034

The article about Baby Harriet reminds me of when twins were born to my older son and his wife. When my son took his baby daughter home, she was so tiny that her head and shoulders fit inside his hand. The pregnancy essentially ended because the daughter had decided her twin brother was hogging all the food and all the space in the womb. She is nine years old now, but then she did not seem much different in size from Baby Harriet as photographed for the article.

The sign pro-choice advocates carry saying, “My Body My Decision” could have expressed the sentiment of Baby Harriet if she had not been thrown out with the other medical waste. By the way, I find looking at the picture in the article to be disturbing.

She ended up whole in the garbage. I wonder though how others are disposed of? A few years back, Marion County Oregon commissioners ruled not to accept fetal material for burning in their incinerator. The ruling was made despite protests that before viability removing the fetus was equivalent to removing any other harmful matter from the human body. Kenneth Scott Latourette in his histories of Christianity says the Romans dealt with the unwanted through the “exposure of infants”. Where Christianity took hold, the practice disappeared.

1 posted on 08/21/2024 3:54:15 PM PDT by Retain Mike
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To: Retain Mike

“Told you so!”

— Enoch Powell


2 posted on 08/21/2024 4:05:39 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I think women should get out of women's sports before they get hurt.)
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To: Retain Mike

When I first saw the title, I though it was for real.


3 posted on 08/21/2024 4:06:53 PM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
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To: from occupied ga

Got me.


4 posted on 08/21/2024 4:11:55 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: Retain Mike
By the way, I find looking at the picture in the article to be disturbing.

It hearkens to the scene in The Ten Commandments where Aaron uses Moses’ staff to turn the Nile red.

5 posted on 08/21/2024 5:55:24 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: from occupied ga

So did I.


6 posted on 08/21/2024 5:59:37 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!s)
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To: Retain Mike

The only Bee bit I can remember that didn’t make me chuckle at least a little. Too close to the awful truth. The irony is so thick you couldn’t cut it with a knife.


7 posted on 08/21/2024 7:22:06 PM PDT by Sparticus (Primary the Tuesday group!)
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To: from occupied ga

Me too. I guess the Bee gave up satire and is back to hard news again.


8 posted on 08/21/2024 8:34:09 PM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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To: Retain Mike

Don’t give them ideas.


9 posted on 08/21/2024 9:32:33 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: from occupied ga

Me too. I definitely wouldn’t put this beyond them.


10 posted on 08/21/2024 9:33:29 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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