Posted on 08/03/2024 1:32:56 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
In the first major gaffe of her campaign, a heavily inebriated Kamala Harris accidentally chose the wrong Jewish guy named "Shapiro" as her Vice Presidential running mate.
"Come on up here Ben! Haha you and your adorable yarmulka hahaha," laughed Harris at the press conference. "I thought you wore glasses? Whatever. Woo, Pennsylvania is ours!"
According to sources, Harris was quite defensive when campaign aides pointed out her slight error. "Geez, lay off," said Harris, holding herself up with a parking meter. "He's white, Jewish, and named 'Shapiro'. I was pretty dang close. How different can they really be?"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I think that Jimmy Carter was there, holding a “BILLY BEER”.
i think she prefers edibles
These days the Bee sounds mainstream , I always have to check. I actually had to look this time also.
First Democraps install a dementia patient as POTUS, now they want to install a psychotic
https://nypost.com/2024/08/02/us-news/kamala-harris-berated-staff-with-f-bombs-report/
“As AG… Harris instructed her entire staff to stand every morning as she entered the office and say, ‘Good Morning General’.
Trump should give Kamala the nickname “The General”. Call her that constantly, even in the coming debate.
So Kamala.
But. Remember she got caught lying that she smoked pot, when she never did.
“General” is the way the Attorney General is generally addressed by subordinates. But this account, if true, reveals a highly insecure and unstable mind
Trump should exploit that to the hilt to show she’s unhinged. She demanded everyone stand when she enters a room, the must call her General and they were not allowed to look at her. The woman is a head case. I cannot wait till Trump debates her, he is going to obliterate her
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