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Drunken Kamala Mistakenly Picks Wrong Shapiro For VP
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 08/03/2024 1:32:56 PM PDT by RoosterRedux

In the first major gaffe of her campaign, a heavily inebriated Kamala Harris accidentally chose the wrong Jewish guy named "Shapiro" as her Vice Presidential running mate.

"Come on up here Ben! Haha you and your adorable yarmulka hahaha," laughed Harris at the press conference. "I thought you wore glasses? Whatever. Woo, Pennsylvania is ours!"

According to sources, Harris was quite defensive when campaign aides pointed out her slight error. "Geez, lay off," said Harris, holding herself up with a parking meter. "He's white, Jewish, and named 'Shapiro'. I was pretty dang close. How different can they really be?"

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 08/03/2024 1:32:56 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

I think that Jimmy Carter was there, holding a “BILLY BEER”.


2 posted on 08/03/2024 1:38:24 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: RoosterRedux

i think she prefers edibles


3 posted on 08/03/2024 2:16:22 PM PDT by joshua c
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To: RoosterRedux

These days the Bee sounds mainstream , I always have to check. I actually had to look this time also.


4 posted on 08/03/2024 2:18:04 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: RoosterRedux

First Democraps install a dementia patient as POTUS, now they want to install a psychotic

https://nypost.com/2024/08/02/us-news/kamala-harris-berated-staff-with-f-bombs-report/

“As AG… Harris instructed her entire staff to stand every morning as she entered the office and say, ‘Good Morning General’.

Trump should give Kamala the nickname “The General”. Call her that constantly, even in the coming debate.


5 posted on 08/03/2024 2:30:18 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: RoosterRedux

So Kamala.


6 posted on 08/03/2024 2:30:39 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Biden's Given His Farewell Address, So When Is He Leaving?)
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To: RoosterRedux
"According to sources, Harris was quite defensive when campaign aides pointed out her slight error. 'Geez, lay off,' said Harris, holding herself up with a parking meter. 'He's white, Jewish, and named 'Shapiro'. I was pretty dang close. How different can they really be...?"

...well, they all look the same to me.(/s)
7 posted on 08/03/2024 2:49:30 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
I like that idea of tagging Kamala with "The General" moniker. She needs a uniform and a hat...


8 posted on 08/03/2024 3:27:53 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (“Thinking is difficult, that’s why people prefer to judge”, wrote Carl Gustav Jung.)
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To: joshua c

But. Remember she got caught lying that she smoked pot, when she never did.


9 posted on 08/03/2024 4:06:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: RoosterRedux

“General” is the way the Attorney General is generally addressed by subordinates. But this account, if true, reveals a highly insecure and unstable mind


10 posted on 08/03/2024 4:11:58 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (23 years on Free Republic, 12/10/23! More than 8,000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: RoosterRedux

Trump should exploit that to the hilt to show she’s unhinged. She demanded everyone stand when she enters a room, the must call her General and they were not allowed to look at her. The woman is a head case. I cannot wait till Trump debates her, he is going to obliterate her


11 posted on 08/03/2024 7:08:43 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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