Posted on 08/03/2024 6:25:17 AM PDT by dennisw
A Queens man who traipsed the hallways of his Astoria building naked, masturbated in common areas and screamed threats through a megaphone, has finally been booted — to the relief of his frazzled neighbors.
City Marshal Edward Guida, Jr., arrived just after 10 a.m. Friday, and headed to the sixth floor of 23-34 Broadway to evict Alexandre Lais, who hasn’t paid rent in over two years. Last month, The Post exposed his lewd and bizarre antics, which tenants said gave some of the kids in the building nightmares.
“I am relieved, but I won’t be all the way there until I know he won’t try and hang around here,” said one resident, still too afraid to give their name.
Lais, 48, made life a living hell for neighbors, who said he constantly blasted music or audio recordings of revving chainsaws or his own voice, and once vowed to burn the entire building to the ground.
He allegedly punched holes in the walls with a hammer and damaged his own apartment door, bashing it from the inside out with a hammer for hours, tenants claimed.
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Try an Exorcism. Then, if necessary, an institution (if they can find one!)
Naw, the most effective treatment is to punch several holes in his head to let the evil spirits out.
Make sure to always carry your cordless hole puncher.
agreed
IIRC, it was Geraldo who helped get them shut down. Not that reform wasn’t greatly needed. Surely, Jerry would take him in.
He’ll just move to another building somewhere, and do the same again, instead of being locked up in the looney bin where he belongs.
Running around naked smashing walls with a hammer? Sounds like he participated in “Naked Hammer Fighting”, the sport of Paul Pelosi’s attacker.
Loon. Someone should have dumped him in the East River. If nothing else it would have made for a good L&O episode. I’m sure Lenny Briscoe would have had at least one good quip.
Obviously mentally deranged. Does New York draw these people… or does New York induce this in people?!
Depending on the state it takes a lot to get someone evicted. Six months at a minimum I believe. Although 2 years does seem excessive.
I guess New Yorkers put up with this kind of thing. He would’ve lasted a couple of hours here in Louisiana.
He was emphatic that the discomfort level of pepper spray to the junk was quite intensively severe.
Ever see a video of someone eating a hot pepper they were not ready for?
This guy doing the next level hot pepper dance would be hilarious.
If this guy wants to act lewd in public, he should just join a “pride” parade. There, he will be among like-minded people.
He looks like the guy who organized the Last Supper fiasco for the Olympics.
These two 20-something women ate one Carolina Reaper pepper>>>>>>>
WORLDS HOTTEST PEPPER CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG) - CAROLINA REAPER PEPPER - 2.2 MILLION SCOVILLE UNITS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozHUec4sPc
I ate one of those and altho I was in some discomfort I never batted an eye.
“I’ve watched hundreds of these videos.......”
It was hilarious watching the pretty blond girl vigorously shaking her hands and squealing. They should have had some milk there to alleviate the pain. Actually, she should have puked up the Reaper peppers. Then drank milk. Seeing her sensitivity, she must have felt extreme burning arse when she went to the bathroom.
I used to be able to eat hot peppers, but below the Carolina Reaper class. But not anymore.
I can't imagine that kind of heat in the nasal passages.
Call me twisted but I LMAO and can't get enough of people suffering the consequences of their own actions. That whole pride goeth before the fall thing can be hilarious.
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