SO, the lady was bringing him home,
so that he could, what was the phrase?
Oh, yes, so that he could
“let his Dog out.”
Talk about Freudian Slips!
Most likely, this is not his first ‘Dog’.
Think this marriage with last? At least she had a pink gun. What a story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTabf0drfo0
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
I'm gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard, a black belt Judo expert
With a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me, won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me, won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
And I'm oh-so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I've gotta rest some time
So I can get to run some more, yeah
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
She's comin'
Primates With Pistols
It’s them again, Yogi.
Not guilty
(I am a woman, so I don’t care what she looks like.)
Another woman was giving him a ride home but he’s the one who crashed the car getting away? And YES, I did read the whole thing - for a change!
Wait a minute, he was the one with the other woman !?! 😉
Why? Why was she arrested?
For being a bad shot.
Liberalville, Loserville, Louisville.
Now matter how you pronounce it, becoming the next Memphis and quickly.
FYI
Louisville is such a nexus of liberals it actually somewhat nullifies the rural state’s deep red leanings.
If any spouse thinks the other is cheating, this woman clearly showed what not to do.
Get a lawyer and get divorced. Shes insane and entitled to think she can murder someone for this, when as a woman “family court” is already heavily skewed (unfairly so) in her favor just because of her genitalia.
Whether or not he was cheating, he now has cause to get a restraining order against her and also grounds to sue for attempted murder, also if they have kids he now has a great case for primary custody as shes violently dangerous.
The pink gun owner.
Reading where Mamaw told Papaw not to ever come home drunk again. He did. She doused him gasoline and set him on fire. Mamaw also carried and used a .38. She was mean and violent.
My takeaway...... Stay away from Kentucky women.
Neil Diamond
Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin’ to own you
Kentucky woman
Well, she shouldn’t have done it. But, I understand. 😏