Posted on 07/17/2024 12:10:19 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
Female Secret Service agents have caught a lot of backhanded remarks as the country has reacted to the recent shooting of Donald Trump. Some people even seem to think having Lady Secret Service agents might not be the best idea in every situation. That's absolute hogwash!
We at the Babylon Bee understand the critical role female agents play in the Secret Service, so we've put together this listicle to help underline all of the special talents these ladies bring to the table:
1. They can hold up their little makeup mirror thingies to reflect the sun into the eyes of an assassin and blind him: He'll never see it coming.
2. They have no qualms about recklessly running over curbs or pedestrians while driving the getaway car: They'll do this during normal motorcades too, though, so it's a bit of a double-edged sword.
3. They have experience changing diapers: (Biden security detail only)
4. They'll always make sure that everyone is safe and that no one gets hurt by standing on a slightly inclined roof: Safety comes first!
5. They can do that cool move where the boy Secret Service agents lift them above their heads like cheerleaders to provide even more shielding to the president: Rah! Rah! Rah! ...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I hope that they are at least gone now and that he has some that he is paying for himself.
n’est-ce pas?
I may have to rethink my confidence in the Secret Service.
You may want to rethink your confidence about anything to do with this administration. Did you really think the SS would be any better than the FBI?
“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes in the book – due for release Aug. 5.
“Female Secret Service agents find that offensive,” he writes.
“Biden likes to be revered as everyday Joe,” an unnamed agent told Kessler. “But the reality is no agents want to go on his detail because Biden makes agents’ lives so tough.”
At the hospital parking lot, that one female kept on running in circles, whipping out her gun, flinging it left and right, then tried to reholster it. She was totaly unfocused. I was scared her gun may go off and endanger our Precious President.
Who is going to protect Barron Trump? The Liberty Mutual guy on stilts?
Sure there are jobs in a secret service that women can do well. Some jobs maybe not so much.
Lol. They should contact the NBA to provide a guy for the glamorous job of being a secret service agent.
Naaaah...the emu.
Good point, I wonder why The Bee missed that one.
Yes, I do!
That, too.
You’re on a roll!
Ouch!
LOL!
Lack of training and practice.
Not sure on this one, I’ll have to research.
Agree.
They weren't there to provide security or monitor the building. The Secret Service appears to have lied. The building and area were unmonitored. As traffic police who reacted to the threat I think they did a recent job.
I have confidence the FBI is a Communist Front Organization.
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