Posted on 07/17/2024 12:10:19 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
Female Secret Service agents have caught a lot of backhanded remarks as the country has reacted to the recent shooting of Donald Trump. Some people even seem to think having Lady Secret Service agents might not be the best idea in every situation. That's absolute hogwash!
We at the Babylon Bee understand the critical role female agents play in the Secret Service, so we've put together this listicle to help underline all of the special talents these ladies bring to the table:
1. They can hold up their little makeup mirror thingies to reflect the sun into the eyes of an assassin and blind him: He'll never see it coming.
2. They have no qualms about recklessly running over curbs or pedestrians while driving the getaway car: They'll do this during normal motorcades too, though, so it's a bit of a double-edged sword.
3. They have experience changing diapers: (Biden security detail only)
4. They'll always make sure that everyone is safe and that no one gets hurt by standing on a slightly inclined roof: Safety comes first!
5. They can do that cool move where the boy Secret Service agents lift them above their heads like cheerleaders to provide even more shielding to the president: Rah! Rah! Rah! ...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Sorry to say , but the women protecting president trump should not be in the position they are now
It just shows how unqualified they are for the job
The Bee was mildly amusing at first. Their writers now are fkng hysterical.
You mean after they couldn’t find who left cocaine in the White House, or just now?
13. Female SS agents can take out enemy mailboxes while backing a trailer.
Don’t you just love the Bee?
Humor, truth, and a breath of fresh non-political-correctness.
They also make great shields for everything part of the body of their protectee from the chest down.
14. If the SS agents get lost during a high speed pursuit, the female agents aren’t afraid to stop and ask directions.
15. Female SS agents can protect the Transportation Secretary without distracting him.
They’ll always make sure that everyone is safe and that no one gets hurt by standing on a slightly inclined roof: Safety comes first! The roof was sloped. That is way different.
Outraged flames in 5, 4, 3……
16. A female sniper won’t hesitate to shoot the enemy if she’s told that the enemy shooter is “just a clump of cells”.
Wait! They can also pee like a man with secret service provided Shaft Supplormentor;-)
The Bee was mildly amusing at first. Their writers now are fkng hysterical.
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They have to be, to keep ahead of the insanely developing ‘reality’.
Who was the team lead? One account of what happened at the hospital indicates it was one of the women. Inquiring minds want to know but I’m sure it is now a state secret. Trump knows. Will he tell?
I don’t have a problem with women secret service agents. I do have a problem when they are in the personal detail of a protected person and they are not tall enough to cover that protected person. That is ridiculous to have a secret service person who only comes up to chest level of the protected and leaves the head and neck open. I would say the same if the secret service person is a male and he is too short compared to his assigned person.
Ouch!
Trump will tell that whole team, “YOUR FIRED”
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