Posted on 07/15/2024 9:52:51 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
According to sources, the United States Secret Service plans to beef up Trump's security team with a squad of blind midgets.
"I have personally vetted these seeing-impaired persons of limited stature and certify them ready for deployment," Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle said in a statement.
Republican leadership questioned the effectiveness of these new agents but the agency dismissed their concerns as bigoted. "They asked why they were so short and also why they kept bumping into things, and that's just not acceptable," Direct Cheatle said. "They are as devoted to their duty as they are physically handicapped."
"I can think of no one better to protect President Trump than this loveable group of misfits. We call the smallest one Pepper."
The Department of Homeland Security, which oversees the Secret Service, confirmed the recruitment. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas called them "adorable" and "real go-getters."
"These agents are as tough as any 7' tall man. Tougher even," Secretary Mayorkas said. "They still have to pass the same tests as a normal agent, albeit with the benefit of a handicap in their favor. We don't make them hop over walls or climb stairs, for example. That would just be mean."
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How long do you think it will take for the democrats to turn this into a gun control issue?
3BlindMice.org
The Bee is more accurate than reading the MSM webpages, that is for sure.
Once they figure out how to word any gun control law to prevent anyone who votes for Trump from ever owning a gun again, which would include forfeiting their current guns.
Should be female blind midgets in bikinis.
real funny
They just did it in Germany. They banned anyone from a major non-leftist political party (AfD) from owning a firearm. So the precedent is there.
You're behind the curve. I saw several liberals call for strict gun control within an hour of the assassination attempt.
BREAKING: Eyewitness tells BBC that he informed police, Secret Service about a suspicious man on a roof with a rifle. He was ignored.
Posted on 7/14/2024, 3:38:58 PM by Macho MAGA Man
BREAKING: Eyewitness tells BBC that he informed police, Secret Service about a suspicious man on a roof with a rifle.
He was ignored.
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/14VyXsZ6-QM3AcmQeo8SydRn8tey-qz0DCkYu5w4rU-Q/e
A local cop spotted attempted assassin Thomas Crooks just moments before he tried to kill former President Donald Trump — but failed to stop the gunman despite the clear threat, according to a report.
After rallygoers spotted Crooks on the roof of a manufacturing plant just 130 yards from the stage where Trump was speaking just after 6 p.m. Tuesday, police were notified and one officer climbed a ladder to investigate, law enforcement officials told the Associated Press on the condition of anonymity.
The officer — whose department had been enlisted by the Secret Service to help with security — encountered Crooks, who pointed his AR-style rifle at them.
Thomas Matthews Crooks
Thomas Matthew Crooks was reportedly sen by a local cop prior to the shooting.
Obtained by NY Post
With the idea being..... what? To distract the shooter? Not sure this concept is fully-baked.
I’m expecting the Lawfare Left to prosecute Trump for “Felony Interfering or Obstructing an Assassination”, next.
Lol. I’m old. I’m behind a lot of curves
The new Secret Service motto:
“If you see something say and do nothing—until eight shots have been fired.”
:-(
That arguement could be destroyed within seconds if they wanted.
I’d counter with a proposed ban on all violent content video games. Like these war games and sniper games.
Yet, they focus on adult themed sites, which are nefarious, but the real danger is these constant violent propaganda videos put out that are way far worse than a well regulated pornographic site.
Germany does not have a constitution.
Hats off to The Bee for saying “midgets.”
Don’t read The Bee headlines while drinking liquids!
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