World’s Top Scientists Convene In Secret Lab To Develop The Perfect Drug Cocktail For Biden To Make It Through 90-Minute Debate

Babylon Bee ^ | 20 June 2024 | Babylon Bee

[COBOL2Java]

The Bee, but spot on

[xoxox]

The Bee but Not the Bee, if you know what I mean. Sometimes the Bee is not the Bee, even thought it is the Bee.

[gitmo]

I thought they were going to have a fake Biden in the debate.

[House Atreides]

“ group of the world’s top scientists convened in a secret lab to develop the perfect drug cocktail for Joe Biden to make it through a one-hour debate.”
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It’s a secret lab located underground in a large well guarded building in the suburbs of Wuhan, China,

[DoodleBob]

beneath an unsuspecting industrial laundromat

Clearly, someone at the Bee is a Breaking Bad fan.

[Bobbyvotes]

All stimulants have serious risks, especially for a man with health like Biden.

[BenLurkin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Jacobson

[laplata]

They need Dr. Morell, Hitler’s doctor to come alive and administer his concoctions to Biden.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

They are giving him George Soros "Golden Elixir", fresh from the "faucet".

[ansel12]

Seems like a remote controlled suppository with a small electric charge could be used to keep him animated.

[Mark]

Give him the cocktail plus 3 Covid boosters!

[cableguymn]

who says they are not?

[cableguymn]

They don’t care. Just have to keep him alive until NOV.

[gathersnomoss]

Provide a square of micro-dot just before Lunchbox Joe is moved onto the stage. Watch the fun begin at half past.

[Responsibility2nd]

The lab, reportedly located deep underground beneath an unsuspecting industrial laundromat, was tasked with concocting a substance that would be strong enough to help the president maintain some semblance of alertness and cognitive focus for his debate with Trump.

They have the best man working on this...

[metmom]

They’re crossing the line into real news reporting again.

[metmom]

Now watch. He’ll collapse unexpectedly in the middle of the debate.

[KarlInOhio]

They usually start off well but wear off too quickly. Our last attempt kept him alert for 20 minutes before he started trying to eat the podium microphone.

Can someone in the Trump camp spritz Biden's microphone with Eau de Lolita to get him to sniff it for the entire ninety minutes?

[mowowie]

Biden will look In top form.
Bizarre I know but..

[shotgun]

They made a movie about this in 1966 to save the President. Literally had Raquel Welch on his brain...