Posted on 06/17/2024 6:57:49 PM PDT by dynachrome
It's summer grilling season once again, and where better to look for tips and ideas on how to have the best cookout than our wise leaders in the United States Congress?
The Babylon Bee polled America's lawmakers to find out how they liked their burgers cooked, and here's a roundup of the best — and most informative — responses:
Chuck Schumer: "Raw, with extra cheese… just like my cousin Amy's comedy."
Mitch McConnell: "Completely frozen for at least 20 seconds."
Nancy Pelosi: "Smashed, with extra vodka, like any traditional burger."
Majorie Taylor Greene: "Roasted to perfection by a Jewish space laser.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Ouch! LOL
We’re going to cook all of their “burgers” in November.
How about their gooses?
I’d rather hear how they like retirement.
I don’t care about their burgers. I want to see their gooses cooked.
This is right up there with the green screen fake crowd at HRC’s rallies, the fake library cut and pasted into the background of an Obama administration family photograph (I can’t remember who exactly that official was)...
And the latest... Biden doppelgangers using CIA rubber masking identity techniques to hide/enhance the fakes (a la mission impossible)...
The Marxist/Fascist ruse of transparency in government.
Ground Chuck is one EVIL POS. Schumer schemer.
Chuck needs a bra to go with the raw burger.
Would you like cheese on your raw burger?
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