7 Hit '70s Songs That Are Offensive by Today's Standards

BestLife ^ | 7/10/23 | Lia Beck

[GBA]

These lyrics always made me smile when I’d hear this song on the radio back in the day, but it was a cover of an earlier song from the 50s:

[Verse 1}
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big 10 inch

[Chorus]
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big 10 inch

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big 10 inch

Big Ten Inch Record by Aerosmith

[dfwgator]

The Stories covered Brother Louie. Hot Chocolate did it originally

[Publius]

That’s where i first heard them.

[Fiji Hill]

Not familiar with the Aerosmith opus, but I once saw Bullmoose Jackson perform this live.

Big 10 Inch Record--Bullmoose Jackson (1952)

[Fiji Hill]

Rebel Rouser was probably inspired by the movie "Rebel Without a Cause," which probably inspired these as well.

Rebel--Carol Jarvis (1957)

Without a Cause--The Heartbreakers (1957)

[DungeonMaster]

The purpose of a man is to love a woman and the purpose of a woman is to love a man. Come on baby let’s play the game of love.

[Songcraft]

These guys took a different, hazy, indefinite approach to quantitative designations in this song.

      "Whole Lotta Love" - Led Zeppelin

[chuck allen]

She might need a Pearl Necklace.

[chuck allen]

How about Uncle Ernie from Tommy

[Tired of Taxes]

Weren’t we all clueless about that song? We misheard the lyrics. I always thought he was singing, “How come you dance so good?”

[dfwgator]

Jackyl. Down on Me. Lumber Jack. Dirty Little Mind. Classics. 😂

Rush used The Lumberjack for one of his updates.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Cyborg

Keep it Greasy

Why Does it Hurt when I Pee

Wet T-Shirt Night

Carolina Hard Core Extacy

Punkys Whips

I can do this all day...

[DoodleBob]

[thegagline]

Thanks. I like garage bands.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

with leather?

[raccoonradio]

Indeed and there’s a spoken bit where we
hear “I don’t want no honky...” etc.
Hot Chocolate was a bi racial band that
caught the attention of Apple Records when
they covered Give Peace a Chance
..

[fredhead]

I see that video and I wonder, what kind of drugs is that horse on?

[nesnah]

… I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don’t look too clear
So, barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and.....

[zeugma]

RE: Big balls...

The perfect double entendre song.

Sadly, we don’t appear to have balls anymore, so it might be lost on younger folk.

[Albion Wilde]

the worst part of the 70's was this person.

Let's not forget this wrecking machine: